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knock3

do we remember metaman. somebody had constant surveillance and the violence of big tech on the brain at the beginning of tour.

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I really hope the quotations don't mean song titles. Oh yeah I've been really into "good boy" by my chemical romance recently. I can't say that

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i think one thing that will really invariably get me to click out of a fic immediately, if i even get as far as opening it in the first place, is He Would Not Fucking Say That’s hornier cousin “he would not fucking fuck that hard or that prolifically”. like when regardless of canon personality a character enters the bedroom and immediately becomes this almost christian grey parody ultra suave dom with dubious bdsm practices and it’s like. i’m very sorry but i truly hand on heart do not think he knows how to use his dick like that

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the reason frank sings ‘trust me’ when they play not okay live is likely because it’d be awkward for a single vocalist to fit the call and response of ‘i mean this, i’m okay’ and ‘trust me’ into one phrase, but there’s something notable about frank specifically being tasked with reassuring the audience (in the song about begging to be heard and understood) that the narrator of the song is okay. take it from him. he’s okay trust him. frank iero the eternal liaison between the untouchable idea of a band that changes lives and the audience it transfigures by having a foot in both worlds. trust me, it happened to me. i’m okay now.

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tramampoline

the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe

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I will say, based on everything I have heard, the 2022-23 tour definitely was a testing/trying/experimenting type of thing, with some general intentions and ideas behind it, and this seems to be the product of that. which I think is frankly really cool! But personally I don't vibe on "all of this was a planned to a t from the start" idea, that takes an appreciation for the band's playfulness and curiosity out of the picture and I think is just not totally true

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mallowmaenad

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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