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Clark: Hello darkness, my old friend
Bruce: Stop texting me
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相遇地点要选对ww
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wheres the fic where Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because “average civilian is dating Batman!!” and Clarks mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks its fucking hilarious, enjoy dealing w the press in both of your alter egos now, pretty boy, so Clark waits several months for the whole thing to die down before showing up as Superman to some party Bruce is attending and flying up to Bruce and going “paybacks a bitch” and just full on makes out with him in front of like a million reporters
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superman: yea this is just like driving a tractor
batman: lol yea
batman quietly to himself: what the fuck is a tractor
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Clark: Bruce I've come in peace to talk to you. I really need your help. Please listen to me.
Bruce: 🔥 L E T S 🔥 M C F R E A K I N G 🔥 L O S E 🔥 I T 🔥
wandaamoff
based on this
bonus:
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Bruce: kids your new mom is a Kryptonian.
Clark: I resent that
Bruce: please! Last week Barry called you mom over the comms and you replied.
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Bruce: kids your new mom is a Kryptonian.
Clark: I resent that
Bruce: please! Last week Barry called you mom over the comms and you replied.
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Superbat Commission for @meinctutw ! Man drawing this was really fun. Thank you!
ok but bruce and clark having an argument and clark floating up so he’s taller than bruce
