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Alfred: Sir, the court mandatory life coach is here.
Bruce: Thank you, Alfred. By the way, you don't have to put that much emphasis on why he's here
Alfred: Clearly, sir, I do.
Bruce: What does that mean?
Alfred: Just promised me this, Master Bruce. When you see him, do not attempt to sleep with him
Bruce: The playboy is a fake persona. Alfred, I would never-
Aflred: The Life coach is Danny Fenton
Bruce: Where's my slutty white shirt? I need to change.
Danny had developed an appreciation for office supplies. He didn't know where it came from; just that one day, as he was cleaning his parents' office, he noticed their invoices and Order forms were out of order, so he chose to organize the binders.
It was just to make things easier to find the information when Tax season came around, but he found a strange joy in locating the correct stamps to mark each form.
Approved with a little thumbs up.
E-mailed with a flying envelope.
Entered with a little arrow.
Homeless Jason before Bruce him in: Why are you scared of Batman?
Also, homless Danny: I don't want him drinking my blood
Jason: Batman's a vampire!?
Danny: I know! He's so scary!
Jason: Well, aren't you like a half ghost meta? Can't you take him?
Danny: You want me to fight a VAMPIRE!? No thanks.
Batman, watching from above their alley: Those are the kids that are being hunted down by a rouge?
Nightwing: Yeah, there are some rumors Penguin wants their heads. Apparently, Danny helped an entire shipment of traffic victims escape their cages by crashing a crane against the shipping carriers that they were in. Jason was among the victims, so it may have been an attempt to rescue his twin
Batman: They're twins?
Nightwing: According to the word on the street they are. What do you think? We putting them in witness protection?
Batman: No. Danny's meta abilities will have then flag by another ring before long.....Wayne is an emergency foster. He could take them in.
Nightwing: Sounds good to me. Let me tell them that, though. They think you're a vampire, so they may be scared of you.
Batman slightly hurt: Alright.
Nightwing dropping in front ot the kids: Hey there-!
Danny: AGHHHHHH! THE DISCO VAMPIRE! RUN JASON!
Jason: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH DISCO IS SO MUCH WORST THEN A GOTHIC ACADEMIA VAMPIRE!
*Danny and Jason sprinting faster the the Olympics gold medalist*
Dick: Why does everyone hate my discowing outfit.
Could I ask you for more Freelancer Danny? I love his denseness (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
Damian knew about Danny Fenton due to the multiple assassination attempts his mother had ordered on him. And how everyone had failed over the years as the man thawed whatever she sent out to kill him.
At first, Mother wanted to recruit Fenton, but he refused to join the great cause. He claimed he did not believe in their methods and would not serve a man like his Grandfather.
I write a fic called "White Crow" in AO3 and in one chapter Danny made a power-point presentation for Batman but I could not upload the images there I'm showing you guys the slides here!
Danny Fenton gains a particular reputation in Amity Park for being a "Catnip for Heros."
It started in Freshman year. Phantom was seen coming and going from his house at odd times. It wasn't a very well-kept secret- neighbors would see the glowing teenager in broad daylight.
The ghost hunters who owned the house were the only people unaware of the ghost flying out of the third window on the second floor—Danny's bedroom. At first, they thought it was a one-time thing.
Maybe the ghost wanted to have a little bit of fun now that he was stationed back in the human world? Fenton was rather good-looking when he cleaned up and could be charming when he wasn't dodging his responsibilities.
I'm imagining Bruce arriving to see his son on the floor, with a tiny 4-year-old child sitting on his stomach, already in the process of using his teeth to rip the cap off of a permanent marker to doodle on his dad's face.
Now.
He could step in and stop the kid from doing it...
But it's far more funny to take pictures of his grandson absolutely proving that he IS a Wayne by taking advantage of his dad's inattention to cause mischief.
And besides, Alfred would threaten to not give anyone dessert if he doesn't have any photos of his great-grandson up to no good. There's plenty of wall space to fill with photos of the family, and Bruce would never deny Alfred's passion for documenting as many family moments as can be recorded.
A few hours later, with Danny perched on the kitchen counter watching his new great grandpa bake cookies and humming happily, Tim has to endure the pictures of a green blob drawn on his cheek by his own newly-revealed son and his siblings laughing and cooing over the new photos on the wall.
Somehow, even in the midst of committing mischief, his son looks like an absolute angel if you ignore the sharp teeth and glittering freckles
Could we get a continuation of a cluster of cores? Teen parent Danny is gonna be run ragged with so many little ones and it will only be a matter of time before Dani and Lian shows them the Puppy Eyes, good thing there gonna have plenty of aunts and uncles to also bully.
Roy's newfound hero is still locked in a coma. It's been nearly three months now, and they had managed to keep him alive with tubes feeding him food and water, but it worried everyone they could not figure out the reason for his slumber.
Dani, the young alien girl, assured everyone it was fine, as she could naturally sense her father's core healing. Despite their humanoid appearance, a quick scan showed that the Fentons (as Dani had identified them) were indeed aliens.
Then there were their documents. They were all legal... in Daxam, where these travelers were from. He had contacted the Justice League, and the Green Lanterns had easily authenticated their identities.
Tim: Listen, my boyfriend is staying at my apartment, so if you guys swing by my place, make sure it's as civilians.
Batfam: LOL, suuuureeee Tim
That same night.
Danny: Sweet heart that you-OH MY STARS!!
*Jason bleeding out on the floor*
*Damian pressing ice bags to his two black eyes*
*Steph half in costume trying to snap her shoulder back into place*
*Cass passed out on the top of the bookshelves*
*Dick eating pizza with his feet, both arms covered in wounds*
Danny: .....um do you guys need medical help? I'm a EMT.
Dick: Yes, please. Can you grab me a plate? Also are you really from Canada?
Danny: No I'm from Minnesota. Why do you ask?
Steph: We thought you were made up. Hence, "Tim's boy from Canada"
Danny: I'm not sure to be flattered or not.
Damian: It's an insult.
Danny: Oh.
