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Late 20s. Asexual & Proud. She/Her. Find me on AO3: ace_din_djarin. If you enjoy my writing, please consider buying me a coffee!
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My writing tag: ahufflepuffwrites
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I honestly can’t stop thinking about an au in which the immortals start dreaming when another immortal is born instead of when they die and I’m making myself emotional over it

Andy, thousands of years old and oh so lonely, starts dreaming about this random little girl out of nowhere, and night after night she watches her grow up until one day that girl, now a strong and beautiful woman, dies and Andy wakes up terrified and sad because she’s gone until she falls asleep again and finds out she’s not. Andy and Quynh deciding to stop fighting for a while while Lykon grows up because no child should have to see that. Andy and Quynh debating whether or not to find Lykon before he dies and revives- if he dies and revives. Nicky and Joe who have dreamt of each other since childhood… experiencing twice as many scraped knees and runny noses… getting what their own childhood lacks from the other’s… Booker who grows up thinking he’s truly lost it because you don’t get it there are these people, some living but another drowning and it doesn’t add up at all, 42 years seeing them again and again and he’s still not sure if they’re real or not until they find him half buried in the snow… Andy who is reaching the end of a truly awful century and thinks she might be heading into an even worse one when she dreams of the tiniest baby…

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pinkninjapj

this is too much and so good. Joe and Nicky having an imaginary friend throughout childhood but when they get to their teen years start to suspect something else is going on. Imagine the infatuation! Maybe even Nicky joining the crusades under false pretenses to see if he can travel to find Joe.

Their forced rest from war that lasts for a few decades every time they start dreaming of chubby hands and being wrapped up tight. Andy re-living the feeling of getting a mother’s love!! But then it changes her memories of her own mother again, and again, because she keeps losing her past.

The dreams still coming in flashes, so you don’t get motivation or backstory, just glimpses and feelings. When Nile fills her schoolbook margins with weapons and water, her mother just thinks to take away the action movies for a while. She still has no idea that the team is ancient when she meets them.

Nile being distrustful of Booker from the start, because he’s felt his discontent and anger for years. Nile at her first party with alcohol in the air being drawn to the whiskey and doesn’t know why. The team trying to teach through the glimpses, showing the devastation of poverty and the impact of kindness to a teenager from across the world. Joe working on his art as Booker finds himself as a youth, and is so proud when he dreams of Booker picking up his own paintbrushes, only to laugh when he ends up replicating offical documents perfectly.

Andy taking the Copley job in South Sudan because Nile’s near-combat duty now. She needs to see what she’s getting into, but then the violence comes to Nile too soon.

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gostaks

some random redemption arcs that aren’t just ‘zuko, but a little to the left’

  • I’m evil but all my evil friends betrayed me and I’ve decided that the best revenge is to ruin their evil plans. Yes, this means I’m a “good guy” or whatever. No, I don’t like it any more than you do.
  • I was evil but all my evil friends betrayed me and now I’m going to latch onto the first person who shows me kindness. If that happens to be the protagonist, I am totally fine with realigning my morality to match theirs.
  • I never wanted to do what I did, and now the biggest obstacle to me switching sides is convincing me that I’m not a living weapon.
  • Well as long as you’re imprisoning me in this magic amulet I might as well give you pointers on your technique. I mean come on if you all die I might be stuck here for millennia! It’s not because I like you and don’t want you to die. Nuh uh.
  • Look, I legit thought that being evil was going to be my best option to get this important thing done, but, uh, that didn’t pan out. Help?

Some examples from games I have played:

  • Still bent on seizing wealth and political power, but he’s decided that his best strategy is to make this small town a really nice place to live.
  • Amoral blood knight has decided the BEST fights happen when you fight other supervillains.
  • They were acting like villains but mostly because they’re inhuman entities shaped by the assumptions and beliefs of others, and thanks to a PR campaign by the heroes, they’re now prosocial.
  • Turns out the high school bully WAS compensating for something, and now that the trans egg has cracked, it’s time to learn not to be a complete jackass.
  • “I assumed that you, an unsuspecting teenager, were actually a secret government plot due to my own PTSD-related paranoia, and uh… I got therapy, sorry about that?”
  • “You’ve got spunk, kid, and since you’re in no position to actually oppose my empire, I’m going to adopt you as an honorary nephew and send you a copy of the old family cookbook.”
  • “I still don’t like you but if you’ll adopt my child, I’ll go back to jail and play nice because at least some part of my legacy lives on.”
  • “Look, I just wanted your help, how could I have known that chasing you down with a zombie biker gang would seem like a threat to your life?”
  • “Turns out, I hate your other ex more than I hate you, so this ‘evil ex alliance’ kind of backfired.”
  • The FBI has, grudgingly, agreed that having five apocalypses happen in your immediate vicinity isn’t proof that you’re causing them.
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The irony of doing deforestation in a land that already has nearly no forests, only to place some giant bird-killing things there in the name of “green energy.” Don’t let me even get started about how much harmful manufacturing processes need to take place to make wind turbines.

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anreill

>the trees that were cut down were a commercial crop that would have been cut down regardless

>this was over a 20 year period that they planted 272 million more trees

>That 14 million is less than 1% of the total woodland area in scotland

Forestry and Land Scotland (FLS) confirmed to Full Fact that an estimated 13.9 million trees were felled for wind farms on land that it managed (which is about 10% of Scotland’s land and one third of its forests).
But it also said that over the same period 272 million trees were planted in Scotland by all land managers (not just FLS). This number does not include replanting commercial trees that have been felled, and on average FLS plants 25 million trees per year of this type.
FLS added that, “To date, the amount of woodland removed across Scotland’s national forests and land (managed by FLS) for windfarm development is not even 1 per cent of the total woodland area managed by FLS.”

People wanna hate renewable energy so fucking bad.

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Trump and the media are gonna gloat over "his" economic achievements in 2025-2026 even though they're the results of the Biden-Harris administration's investments and policies.

This is almost exactly what happened in Germany in the 1930s when the Nazis inherited the results of the economic programs of the last Weimar administration and received undue praise for it.

Don't fall for that trick.

Trump is a failed businessman and his economic policies are trash.

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being nonbinary and a fan of non-human creatures isn’t easy. like i’m constantly struggling with the fact that i’m both like “i wish there was more enby representation in humans” and “i’m the same gender as mewtwo and that fucking rips

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ckret2

the tension between “representing NBs only as nonhuman characters is dehumanizing and othering” and “but monsters, aliens, and robots are so much cooler than humans”

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prokopetz

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

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noorahqar

Dude it is SO FUN and EXCITING to see a reoccurring reader. If you've commented a handful of times on an author's work, I guarantee that they recognize you. You can't imagine how many times I've excitedly informed my friends "the person with the funny cat image commented!" "- anon is back!!!!" and the friends've recognized who I was talking about because I talk about my commenters so often LOL. We love you all!!!

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TOG BIG BANG 2022

I am so honored to have been able to make art for @pinkninjapj for this year’s @oldguardbigbang!

She is the author of one of my absolute favorite fics and I couldn’t believe it when we were paired together. The cherry on top is that this mandalorian fusion is the perfect combo of two of my favorite things! I only hoped that I would be able to do her writing even just a shred of justice.

Please check out her amazing fic!!

Summary: Joe and Nicky never got together back on Earth, and instead had a terse and somewhat playfully antagonistic relationship. Now they're in an entirely different galaxy, and Joe has sworn the Mandalorian Creed and kept his face covered for lifetimes. But when he picks up a strange green Child and swears to return him to his kind, who does he find but Nicky of kriffing Genova, training Jedi children in the Force. Meanwhile, Nicky is falling hard for the mysterious stoic warrior with a kid in tow. Who wouldn't? Does it count as a slow burn if you come in at the end of four thousands of years of enemies to frenemies?

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

Saw a sharp increase in my follower count after posting this. The legitimacy of it is driving me nuts so I also feel the need to say that you can follow anyone on here regardless of whether you’ve interacted with them or not. People like the above mentioned blog are exceptions. Perhaps they themselves think they aren’t and therefore will act like they aren’t, but they are, trust me.

Just follow anyone you wanna follow. The worst thing that can happen is maybe getting soft-blocked by the other person, but if they do soft-block you, then they were never that worth following in the first place.

wow. really hope this isn't actually a norm taking hold with new users! this isn't facebook, you don't need to know people before following them

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westiec

this is the '10 year mutuals you've never spoken to once' site

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startrekgifs

Follow! REBLOG! It's how the site works!!

Follow a blog if you like the art. Follow a blog if you like the joke. Follow a blog for any reason, whatsoever, and have a jolly good time with it all!!

(There’s the unfollow button right there, too, if you need to reverse a decision.)

Follow with abandon!!

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This is what hieroglyphs and figures in ancient Egyptian temples looked like before their colors faded. They were recreated using a polychromatic light display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, following thorough research.

If this is your kind of thing, new zealand has the world's first life sized re-creation of an Egyptian temple for an idea of how it would have looked back then

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eunique

For those who want to know where in New Zealand it is, this is in Hamilton Gardens in Hamilton!

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Puttering around on the Ligurian language sites that exist for Fanfic Reasons and enjoying the fact that so many people actually learnt about the existence of Italian dialects thanks to The Old Guard fandom. Brings me joy when someone mentions Nicky speaking Zeneise in fic.

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