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jimmy buffet’s moogleritaville

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mica | he/him | 29 | michigan
charm astra, primal/excalibur
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giving head to your goth gf like *gets on knees* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her belt* *unbuckles her-

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joeyclaire

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

happy 1915 everyone!

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How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

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roach-works

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

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chokopoppo

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

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