Anonymous asked:
Hello! Can you draw kisame eating sasoris ass. Thank you!
sorry, I don’t draw porn stuff! but here, have a sloppy comic with implications :]
thanks so much for the request though!!
- monroe
sasori wants some bara fishman action
when kisame gets sick
Reasons to ship Kissori (Kisame & Sasori)
1. Height difference- shortest members & tallest member together? Adorable!
2. It’s cute & gay... need I say more?
3. Balance each other out well! they border on being opposite in ways that would compliment each other, but are similar in the fundamental ways that allow a relationship to work (does the make any sense?)
4. red & blue / small & salty vs large & chill / aloof & grumpy vs polite & cheerful /
5. Beauty and the Beast (I mean think Kisame’s a cutie but the name works :O)
6. sasori would be so blunt and kisame would be so gentle about it, a wonderful mix. the flirting would go RIGHT over Kisame’s head
7. y’all know sasori would murder anyone who was mean to kisame or made fun of his bf’s appearance
8. their sense of humor would mix well, they both like macabre jokes but also enjoy being goofy
9. sasori would get so frustrated about so many things and kisame would be good at helping him chill out
10. sasori would be jealous of itachi pretty easily but kisame just assumes that sasori has 0 interest in deidara. the navigating of these four and their relationships would be such a hot mess, how horrible & fun
11. THE PINing & drama tho! they don’t get to see each other a ton, sasori wouldn’t understand why he is so attracted to kisame & kisame would be bummed and hopeless about the whole thing
12. both were loners through life and need (and deep down crave) closeness