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Am I the cutest little vampire in the cemetery? (´ー｀)
Why do people still like vampires?
Because we’re awesome and hot as hell
(I mean seriously, what more do you need??)
Chat, are pointy canines cute / cool / hot?
Asking for a friend, of course
-Sincerely, your loving vampire 🖤🦇
It’s always a great day to be a sassy gay vampire
𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔨 𝔬𝔯… 𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔢? 🍷
Have you ever worn eyeliner? You seem like someone who would wear eyeliner and look hella good wearing it… in the most platonic way possible lollll
Holy hell, I have thought about this so often. I have tried to do it to myself a few times before but I’m so bad at it. So if someone would like to help me, I would gladly appreciate that.
Thank you so much for your question anon xo
𝔒𝔥, 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤… 𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔫’𝔱 𝔥𝔲𝔯𝔱…🍷
Vampire culture is sitting in a big chair and staring dramatically into the distance
(Bonus points if you’re all slumped down + staring into a fire)
Unlife advice for a vampire who's only 84 and not at all handsome?
Ummm, but you most definitely are handsome?? You’re a vampire after all, for heavens sake! What could be sexier??!
* Find a “family” dentist if you know what I mean
* Sunglasses. They’re a lifesaver
* There is a “family” company that sells moisturizer for vampires that have a tint that helps our skin look less pale. Their company is called “LifeGivers.” (They’re a bit hard to find, just let me know)
* Just have fun and try not to think about that feeling in your chest, because that’s when bad things start to happen
* Moonbathe >>>
* If anyone asks “What’s that red stuff you’re drinking?” Always answer quickly: “Cranberry/pomegranate juice.” They never question it beyond that.
* Find some fellow vampires to commiserate with and talk about our un-lives.
I hope this helps some, sweet vampire ♥️🦇
-sincerely, your 521 year old Vampire friend Jack :)
(Feel free to come to me at any time for advice/support, okay?)
What is your next read after Dracula?
Sadly I haven’t been reading Dracula lately due to my load of uni books I have to read instead. But afterwards… it’s pretty up in the air. I have a lot of books ready for me, I just need to narrow down which one I will read next. I’ve been considering Albert Camus’ The Myth of Sisyphus (which I’ve started), or Camus/Kafka/Plath’s journals and diaries. I’ve also considered starting American Psycho (Ellis), Black Chalk (Yates), or The Lying Game (Ware) sometime soon.
Or, tomorrow, I want to go try to find a copy of Interview With the Vampire by Anne Rice. I started reading this book when I found a copy of it in a study room in South Korea. Obviously I had to leave it there since it wasn’t mine, but I really enjoyed what I read so far.
Thank you for your question:) What are you reading at the moment?
“You attract what you fear”
!!!! Ahhhhh oh my god I am so scared of a vampire coming in through my window and biting my neck and then you know maybe we kiss and then we get married and are in love for forever and ever oh my god I’m so scared of this !!!!!!!
Guys how am I supposed to give myself a pep talk in the mirror if… if I’m… a vampire ? 😞
(Do I have to give a pep talk to like… a portrait of myself?????)
Do you think it’s acceptable to add “brooding” to my list of skills on my résumé?
The Vampire’s lover, pissed off at the vampire for some reason: *wearing all silver jewelry.*
The vampire: “why you little…”
𝔳𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔢
Any time I see a vampire, I like to imagine what their bite feels like, what it does to someone, and I always picture that it depends on the particular person. Maybe it brings them pain, or perhaps bliss. Whether it makes one's head flush with fever or make their fingertips grow cold and numb for a while. I think of all these overwhelming sensations. You're dissimilar to those. I imagine your bite is calming. A feeling of gentle drowsiness as blood leaves my system, like I've just drank a calming tea and snuggled up in a blanket. A soothing embrace of serenity that almost makes be forget the punctures in my skin. Sorry for the ramble, but I felt like you'd enjoy hearing my thoughts on the matter.
Reading this actually made me blush quite a bit. Society’s modern perception of vampires is quite refreshing, ahahah! This is very sweet. I would like to think that this is the case. I try to be gentle. Some people like it more intense, and that is fine too. It really depends on what they want. I adapt. Although some people have told me that it does feel like how you described—warm and calm, somehow; like when you fall asleep as a child and someone carries you to your bed. It’s a surrender, but a trusting one. Vulnerability isn’t always a bad thing.
Thank you for sharing, this was very sweet. You made a vampire blush.
𝔳𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔢. 🍷
-Kate Elizabeth Russell, My Dark Vanessa
