Void and Stars

if you say "as one does" after any phrase nobody's allowed to think you're weird anymore. cheat code bypass for all standards of social normalcy

inadequacy

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

i hate that so much dark/horror art is just fucking. ai

anyways look at my art that is DRAWN and NOT AI

plus a wip under the cut

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

This post has found its target market

just found the most fucked up plane

bro what

bro how do you think airplanes get between airports

alright i’ll give it up they turned it from awful to delightful. now it’s like the oscar meyer wiener mobile of planes

STEVE BUSCEMI WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR SANJI I AM SCREAMING

this is my favorite op fact because

I know barely anything about one piece but I know this is hilarious.

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011 

if you’re so genius how come i just unloaded your Swagg.. it’s 2024 buddy

You are going to hell

oh to be a pangolin squirming around in the sludge 🥺🥺🥺 this would fix me

oh..... I interrupted.

an important addition

fucking assho

Me playing 4 player Smash Bros

“I need a break from fighting with myself”. 2024 by Max Arnautov