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Yo! The name's Brenn. I'm a half blind, asexual, (mostly) transgender ( (usually) he/his), autistic Scot with too much time on his hands. And if that hasn't scared you off, nothing will... I reblog whatever entertains me, but you'll see a lot of whatever my current fixation is. Right now it's Star Wars, but mostly the clones. 99TH RAVAGER CLAN{ CREWMAN }
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It hurts, doesn't it?

The way nothing really changes No great cataclysms No thunder as the sky rends itself apart The seas don't boil and the land doesn't burn

The world was supposed to end when this died Time should have stopped, at least for that moment There was supposed to be some sort of acknowledgement from the universe Some kind of proof that it mattered That it meant something

But things never work the way they should The world still turns The moon still rises and the sun still sets Everything continues

That's what burns the most, isn't it? No one else saw the supernova No one else blinded by the after image

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OK so I don't usually bring personal stuff to this blog but I am being hunted for sport by my book club for the way I read my books and I just want to check how badly I have misjudged what is "normal" in this situation lol

So far I have been called "unhinged", "profoundly disturbed" and a number of variations thereupon for my habit of just... closing the book. Which I guess isn't what everyone else is doing. Apparently.

Also please, if you have very strong feelings about this, yell to your heart's content - I can direct you to an entire book club of people who will yell right along with you 😅

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omnybus

Concept: Baba Yaga house walking around on chicken legs, being followed by one of those plastic Fisher-Price play houses on baby chick legs

Excuse my 15min rush art job, but I just HAD to draw this

Still love this concept. Here’s a redraw that was NOT sketched in 15min while waiting in line at the DMV

In the Russian fairytale fantasy film The Last Warrior: Root of Evil (Последний богатырь: Корень зла, 2015) the two cottages have eggs that hatch to reveal their offsprings: little cottages. Do with that information what you want…..

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appendingfic

i view just enough horror and have poor enough visual processing that i legit thought this was a gore-drenched bedroom that i would nope the fuck out of

Yeah, I feel like the floor is going to squelch blood if I step on it, and if I touch one of those dangling red strings, I'm going to get pulled up, enveloped, and digested by the sticky red organic globules hanging from the ceiling.

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thefoxineer

no it's nice design cause in color theory red is associated with more positive emotions than negative 😁

What is this, a children's hospital?

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i literally can’t listen to tik tok by kesha without thinking about that goddamn star trek tos fanvid…you know the one

this fucking video

Congrats to the creator of this video for being the only funny person on the internet ever

And now you know what perfection looks like

Best part:

‘That Kesha tweet was probably faked …’ *checks* ‘… HUH.’

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toskarin

I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn't know the actual answer

oh you KNOW he’s got that big bushy mustache

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oh my god i have to show you guys the gorgeous fucking TOME i bought for my classics collection hold on

this shakespeare anthology was printed in 1856 and gifted in 185(7? 9? can’t tell which). it is Massive. the pages are gilded, the cover is embossed leather, the inside cover is marbled!!! just gorgeous. but my favorite part is this:

in act 2 of romeo and juliet, there is a piece of newspaper. someone, in the middle of a love story, with no time to grab a proper bookmark, ripped off a piece of the morning paper, with every intention of coming back to it later, and never did.

the paper is from 1860, right before the election of Abraham Lincoln.

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nonasuch

Miss Universe National Costume 2024, Part 2!

Splitting this off into a new post so I'm not clogging up everyone's dash quite as much.

Miss Malta is some sort of environmental protection Sailor Scout. I think the giant bow would look better on the back of the skirt but otherwise this is solid.

Miss Nigeria is wearing a moderately blinged-out version of actual cultural dress, which is a completely respectable choice but insofar as anything with a six-foot feather train can be called 'safe,' is kind of a safe choice.

This is pretty much voting "present" for Miss Spain. Flamenco? Groundbreaking.

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