Just Trying to get a Smile

Hmmm oh So clutzy Dandelion realizing that Geralt Always catches him when he stumbles/falls and showing off this mini superpower with the good old if i run into his arms he Will catch me?

Yes!! Dandelion is all limbs though and he just sprawls out in Geralt’s arms. His hat in one hand as he falls as dramatically as possible. He’s a bard after all so he’s allowed to be dramatic. His attempts at getting Geralt to catch him get more and more ridiculous. Geralt almost has a heart attack when he’s strolling through the streets of Novigrad one day, just minding his own business when he hears Dandelion’s shout of “Geralt! Save me!”

He barely as time to locate the source of the screams before Dandelion comes flying out of an upstairs window. Geralt drops everything to catch the poet. His swords clatter to the groud and the bag of potion ingredients fall right into a puddle of mud. Geralt growls at the blond in his arms but Dandelion just winks and kisses his cheek with a quick “Thank you, darling.” 

Lambert tries the same trick one day at Kaer Morhen and lands on his arse. Dandelion finds this hysterical but pities Lambert. Not everyone has his superpower and he loves that!