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foervraengd

centaurs would work if you replace the horse body with a giraffe, because it’d suit the anatomy of a centaur to live of fruits and leafs up in very tall trees.

Also they’d look hilarious when they have to drink water.

i was gonna be like i Need this and then i realized wait… i can draw…

Bro your art is amazing and I love these centaurs!

YESSSSS!!!!!!

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Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

  1. I am not a cat
  2. I am work
  3. I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later
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klapollo

Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

Goes insanely hard

To provide further context from what I understand the bill wanted to take the rights guaranteed to the Maori in said treaty and expand them to all New Zealand citizens. The issue with that is that it sort of defeats the point of the protections of the treaty.

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Star Trek captains ranked by how likely they would be to have sex with their ship from least to most likely:

  • Pike/Enterprise: Pike does not strike me as the type of person who would be interested in that sort of thing. With a ship, I mean.
  • Archer/Enterprise: The only way I can picture this happening is if the Enterprise was magically turned into an actual humanoid woman like the TARDIS in the Doctor Who episode The Doctor’s Wife. Otherwise, no. (I’m still on season 2 of Enterprise though so maybe there’s information in later seasons that would change my mind.)
  • Burnham/Discovery: Look, Burnham and Zora like each other, but not that way. Probably.
  • Picard/Enterprise: I don’t really like this concept because their relationship just feels so inherently platonic, but I must admit it’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility.
  • Sisko/Defiant: I think this is more of a chaste longing type of situation but who knows.
  • Freeman/Cerritos: The Cerritos is a handsome lady.
  • Janeway/Voyager: Janeway is undeniably in love with Voyager, I think, but the real question is whether she’d put aside her personal hang-ups about sexual relationships here. And you know what, for Voyager, I think she could.
  • Kirk/Enterprise: I mean, this is the obvious top choice. If there is a way to have sex with the Enterprise, Kirk will have found it.
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