@abirdsnest / abirdsnest.tumblr.com
theresnoescapingfromtheheartache -> abirdsnest
fun fact: in almost 13 years I've only changed it once, during the Mishapocalypse, so this is a big change for me.
The old name just wasn't working for me anymore, and I spent months trying to come up with a new one but i think that's it...
did this morherfucker just make apples out of apples??
albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric
wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on
muppetness of said offspring
reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals
V for Vendetta (2005) dir. James McTeigue
when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it
he ate his own words.
But really and truly. The cycle is not complete until he dies.
I’m not sure how or why, but this is goth as FUCK.
his brother cosmo is a musician and made a theme song for it and god I wish it was longer because it slaps
His brother cosmo's music is cool as fuck tbh. The sounds in that song? Made by running electrodes through mushrooms. He has songs where every single sound comes from the ocean- the sound of coral reefs growing, of otters, of icebergs. He has songs about pelicans. He's a fun musician!
what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas
i have never felt so valued and able to sharpen a pencil why am i crying
@bunnysmoothie pls post the screenshots.. u know the ones
i did not finish this application
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.
it's microplastics' world and we're just living in it
i wish i posted all the beautiful things i see every day but there is just too many
By the way, here's a quick update on what's been going down on the worst part of the internet this week:
Five days ago, Rosanna Pansino made a video where she opened up a package of Lunchly taken straight off the store shelf (2 months before its expiration date), and found that the cheese was absolutely festering with mould.
Not only is this absolutely disgusting, but, as Pansino points out in her video, they're selling this to kids. The young kids opening up and eating this might not know what mould looks like, and therefore won't recognise this for what it is.
A source associated with MrBeast told Newsweek to "consider the context and the source", essentially accusing Pansino of faking the video. She responded by posting the full unedited video of her opening the box.
And while officially representatives for MrBeast, KSI and Logan Paul declined to comment, two days ago Logan Paul dropped an episode of his podcast guest-starring KSI where they kinda-but-not-really responded to the video/tweets in passing, implying that Pansino was clout-chasing.
But over the past week more people have been posting their own videos of finding mould in Lunchly.
this blog becoming tumblr's main source of information on influencer drama was not a plot twist i was expecting lol
Yeah, an independent report on it was released on the 29th (though not many people have been talking about it because public opinion has actually been inexplicably shifting in his favour over the past week)
Wait, what? I thought the Mr Beast drama was his cryptocurrency pump-and-dump scam.
Ohh no you missed out, homeboy's whole ass lunches and snacks line got revealed to be a giant fucking food hazard. I don't follow Mr Beast shit at all either but it might be the grossest food related fuck up I've seen come off the Video Internet (aka the kind I never see and therefore tend to encounter mostly in news stories).
I thought the Mr Beast drama was recreating the Squid Game???
I thought it was him being reported to the FBI for possible inappropriate pictures of a minor being shared on the company telegram chat or something.
the FBI telegram stuff is also a part of it, as well as cannibalism stuff allegedly being found
Im tired
how would the clergy of ancient Egypt (let’s assume from one of the later dynasties) feel about modern Anubis-themed furry pornography?
I have no idea. I'd have to find an egyptologist to ask.
There you go anon.
Preach I guess
