*fucks up consistently*

Goncharov (1973)

This was such a great fucking movie.

Explain yourself.

some people might not have seen all of them yet

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

this reply is killing me

oh that’s not… that’s not the word, sweetie

Going to grad school, I see

dick game so bad i dont even have one

The Insulindian Phasmid……..

“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific

Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

Got emeralds in a more ethical manner

also he's actually an inventor

he can't stop winning

and he's bisexual.

Woah he's bisexual, I didn't know that

ppl in the north don't believe in god as much because it barely lightnings up there. northerners don't even worry about getting smote. that's why the bible belt is all humid states

am i onto something here

Correlation IS causation!

Seems like theres also an ammont of lightning that makes people go "fuck this, this is too much, aint no way God's there" as can be seen by the tip of Florida not being included in the bible belt while also having the most lightning

I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton

Okay yes sometimes there’s a skeleton, I understand how museums work. But I mean what if it gets me

Fact: you can absolutely kick a skeleton's ass. You are a skeleton wearing biological power armor. Skeletons of adult humans typically weigh less than 30 pounds. You are in a superior weight class by orders of magnitude.

i wish someone had told me that when i was a kid and terrified of having to fight a skeleton

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment