Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.

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Extremely quick rant about how cute you are:

you are so cute.

TL;DR

you're cute.

TL;DR

ur cute

So The Art of War by Sun Tzu is rightly considered one of the best texts of all time but a lot of people also notice that it also has a lot of lines that most people would go "well naaaaw" at like "if it looks like you're going to lose that battle, don't go to that battle."

All of this seems odd until you realise who the text is for: Monarchs and aristocrats who don't know shit about fuck.

It's at this point you realise that Sun Tzu was like the unfortunate top civil servant who is an expert in their field having to tell the Prime Minister why Nuking Cyclones is a bad idea

Oh, and here's something scary:

Trump wants to redefine these people, who right now are government employees, as political appointments, fire all the ones who aren't republican/don't agree with him and replace them with people who are/do, meaning the people who would otherwise say "Mr President, that's a terrible idea" will now go "YES SIR".

I'm proud to say that I've never been horny ever. Not a single time. too busy gaming

This you?

that must be someone else. I've never made a woman come in my life

anyway yeah DELETE YOUR FUCKING ADVERTISING IDS

Android:

Settings ➡️ Google ➡️ all services ➡️ Ads ➡️ Delete advertising ID

(may differ slightly depending on android version and manufacturer firmware. you can't just search settings for "advertising ID" of course 🔪)

iOS:

Settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ tracking ➡️ toggle "allow apps to request to track" to OFF

and ALSO settings ➡️ privacy ➡️ Apple advertising ➡️ toggle "personalized ads" to OFF

more details about the process here via the EFF

Okay, but also, don't bring your phone with you if you're doing something that could get you in legal trouble. You can get a burner phone (such a tracfone) and prepay for minutes using cash if you need to. But if you don't want to be tracked, the most foolproof plan is to not bring a device that can track you. (Don't bring your laptop, either.)

Well I say yes.

This is unironically a wholesome moment.

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All of this kinda makes sense in the context of a post war world.

1. The reason why Jaz is living with Marnie? Her parents died in the war.

2. Joja is so big because it made bank during the war.

3. Sebastian's dad/Robin's first Husband? Died in the war.

4. Harvey has warplane identification charts on his wall.

5. Things are run down because of the war.

6. The Travelling cart lady talks about smuggling things from the Gotoro Empire (the people Ferngil is/was at war with) suggesting either the war is still ongoing or that there's an iron curtain.

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