your very first fandom is like a first relationship / crush bc it traumatises you in specific ways you carry to each next fandom

#every time something bad happens in a fandom I really do just think about 2017s voltron and then it doesn't seem as bad

abandonedelves

So funny story one of my co-workers was looking at my art blog and he saw my wangxian art and asked "oh I recognize this, these are those guys who eat cornettos, right?" and I was so taken aback at how this guy was confusing historical Chinese Danmei characters for Simon Pegg and Nick Frost before I finally remembered that the animated MDZS had those wackass product placement ads where they eat ice cream. The fact that... THATS what he considers most notable about MDZS.... This happened like 2 weeks ago and I think about it every single day, new AU proposal.

#me making references to movies that most danmei enjoyers are probably not in the demographic to have watched but if you do get me ily #oh also in case you're horrifed i showed a co-worker my art blog we are all gay millenial/gen z art teachers #mdzs #wangxian #the untamed #the peanut speaks #lan wangji #wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi #mo xiang tong xiu

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wysteribun

got irl jumpscared while boothing

#CRYINGGGGG #I will admit I haven’t played mouthwashing yet but this is hilarious

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rat-detector

cellspex

Normalize this response

#this is absolutely what my brain does when I see AI art in the wild

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popqorn

If you don’t know how to live anymore, then live for me.

#This is one of Hua Cheng's murals in the cave of 10 thousand gods #it's a meme but this is also a major defining point in the story lmao #tgcf #xie lian

abandonedelves

Everyone take it easy today, watch that show you really wanted to but haven't got around to, buy or pre-order that thing you are always looking at but never get, eat that thing you've been craving to shit recently. Indulge in life's little pleasures that you have control over, it's the minimum of what you deserve today. I'm proud of you.

#This goes for everyone including non-us folks #the peanut speaks #us politics #uspol #ampol #election 2024 #Give yourself time to grieve and process

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seagreenlaurin

#art to study under a microscope #art goals #art inspiration #tgcf #tgcf fanart #xie lian #mxtx #mxtx tgcf

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cadaverousdecay

some one just put a cup over me and they’re looking for a paper to slide under me LOL gonna break out from this cup while they’re distracted

cadaverousdecay

hmm. much to be said about the structural integrity of this cup…

cadaverousdecay

fuckkkk i am being escorted off the premises in this fuckass cup with a magazine underneath me this is so embarrassing

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bumblebeebats

All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I ~~studied the blade~~ read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"

Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"

bisexualbaker

"I mean, on the plus side, there's live rats in a lot of places, so the odds of you casting that spell within close enough range of a live rat to work is pretty high? Like, if you've ever had that spell just randomly fizzle out on you, then you tried it again ten minutes later without changing anything and it suddenly worked, a rat probably just wandered into range in that time."