What the hell is this, some kind o' cube?
Bob Dole, “Cube,” 1997
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The fact that my eyes don’t glow when I’m at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand!
Stinkoman, probably (via incorrecthsrquotes)
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Mcdonals Sprite, dissolve my organs…
Senor Cardgage, probably (via incorrecthsrquotes)
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Polyphemus: Who the fuck are you?
Odysseus: Who the fuck are you?
Polyphemus: I asked you first.
Odysseus: I asked you second.
Any sufficiently advanced school bus is indistinguishable from a magic school bus.
Arthur C. Clarke