Aardwolf

The world is full of unanswered questions.

New phone wallpaper.

Take That!

The color patterns of this lobster (Galathea Pilosa) are incredible. It is considered the most beautiful species of lobster that is known!

my first thought is that this looks like the perfect centerpiece for an i spy page spread, it only needs random numbers and keys and plastic seahorses and other such objects surrounding it

Image source.

Gake no Ue no Ponyo (2008)

Went to the aquarium today and found my spirit lobster. This bby is GORGEOUS 

(Photo found here) Galathea pilosa

Squat lobster

Help the dog

Gotta love dogs and their “not sure about this” look.

Dana Gillespie and her enormous pair of balloons in Hammer’s The Lost Continent.

I can totally see a teacher asking a student why they’re carrying around a lobster and then that awkward silence after hearing, “It’s not a lobster. It’s my phone”

I can see myself walking around with this.

I don’t want it. I need it. 

HOW MUCH

IT’S NOT A PHONE IT’S A LOBSTER IT’S NOT A LOBSTER IT’S A PHONE IT’S NOT A PHONE IT’S A BOOK IT’S NOT A BOOK IT’S A LOBSTER IT’S NOT A LOBSTER IT’S A PHONE IT’S NOT A PHONE IT’S A WHALE IT’S NOT A WHALE IT’S A LOBSTER IT’S NOT A LOBSTER IT’S A CLOWN IT’S NOT A CLOWN IT’S MY PARENTS IT’S NOT MY PARENTS IT’S MY LARGE INTESTINE IT’S NOT MY LARGE INTESTINE IT’S MY DEAD PARENTS IT’S NOT MY DEAD PARENTS IT’S MY HAMBURGER IT’S NOT MY HAMBURGER IT’S MY GEOMETRY IT’S NOT MY GEOMETRY IT’S CHATTERING TEETH I͟T’S N̢O̡T͝ ́M͡Y͢ WH̢Y W̕ON’͜T T͞H́EY̷ ͞L̀EAVE͝ ́M͏E ͢A͠LO̧NE̡ I̢T̛’͢Ş MY̶ LOB̡S̕T͢E͠R̸ ͟I͏Ţ’S MY E̢YE͝S M͘Y͠ ̨E͜YĘS҉ ̴THEY’҉R͟É A͞L͘WÁYS MY͠ ͟E͝YE̕S҉ T҉H͏E̛Y SP̨EA͜K̴ T͠H̷E C͝O͢DÉ ̢OF̡ ́TH́E ͢H̸I̢D̕D̢E͡N ANG͏L͞E͞S Į̸͜҉T̛͘’̡̨͢͠Ş̸͡͝ ͘͟͡N̢̧͢҉Ò͘͜T́͟͢͜ ̷̀͠M̡͝Y҉ ̢̀E̡͟͏̴̀Y̶҉̷̨É̴҉S̷ ͟͢͏ ̶̢͟͠͞I̢̕̕͟͜T҉̛͘͞’҉̷̢͠͠Ś̵̨ ̴̢̨̀M̸Y̢̧̕͢͜ ̛Ĺ̴͘͜͡O̡͜B̛͘Ś̵̛̕͠T̴̴͞Ȩ̵R͏͡.̧

Oh, no wait, it’s my phone after all.

How have we made it this far without any mention of Salvador Dalí?

I found a dead lobster!!! (Taken with Instagram)

Tough lookin critter.

It wasn't a rock.