Remember, the best way to prepare for a night clubbing is with plenty of roughage

DANGER: CLASS 3 WILBURSPLOSION IMMINENT

- in another home -

good lord that’s one smug fox

“Alone on a Friday night?  God, you’re pathetic.”

got some bad news for you boys about how viral transmission works

Take That!

it’s the final indignity for these two beloved droids: appearing in Mary Worth

this is the sort of facial expression you’d expect someone to make if you just sort of grabbed their chin unprompted

What’s wrong with this picture?

To his friend…

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every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

Nighttime from Age of Darkness by Caza (1980) // Via The Por Por Books Blog