Beetledrama

Just unfollow me if you believe these rumors about me aiding and abetting a creepy stalker.  I don’t want you around.

Just to be perfectly clear, basically everything Beetledrink and Bogleech have said about the so-called “Pee Boy Saga” is false.

I think it started as a case of mistaken identity, but those two hateful dramamongers have embroidered it to the point where it’s almost pure fiction.  Due to their ongoing efforts, Noah is still widely hated over two years after he was forced to withdraw from social media, and I’m still getting my share of hate for defending his good name.  All attempts at peaceful resolution have failed.

I urge anyone reading this to unfollow or block Beetledrink and Bogleech.  Maybe one day they’ll understand the consequences of their actions.

Cyberbullying Is Wrong

I can’t believe you need me to tell you this.  It’s wrong to post people’s private messages and personal information in order to harm them.  It’s wrong to make public accusations based solely on vague suspicions.  It’s generally a bad idea to make callout posts without first trying to discuss things like civilized human beings.

If anyone reading this thinks those are acceptable actions, you need to seriously reexamine your values.

I hate that I have to bring this up again.

You ever get a message out of the blue and no matter how vague it is you know the person thinks they’re a master intellectual who’s going to pick your brain apart and destroy whatever opinion it was of the potential 200 opinions they’re actually messaging you about?

Gotta hand it to this fella, it was VERY worth the week long wait to get an explanation I could never possibly have seen coming

On all levels except physical, I am a poorly drawn tween.

god damn it I just bought my first ever funko pop before even realizing what an irreversible thing I’d done

You should’ve said, “I just bought a Funko Pop! Help me! Help me!”

Hey I just remembered an anime I saw in the early 2000’s and it wasn’t good but I’m still curious to know what the hell it was. It was definitely too obscure and unpopular to have ANY fandom or I might have seen or heard something about it in the last 15 years.

All of your guesses so far are things I’ve heard of and even some super popular things as I recall. This was something that I’m pretty sure had NO fandom and was a total failure, like one of the hundreds of no-name animes that were just bought up and licensed for DVD’s during the peak of the new anime flood of 1999-2002

Guys it is SOOOOO not shaman king I know what that is and when I say characters were “overdesigned” I mean EVERY main character good or bad was this kind of shit:

Like this is my vague memory of how that villain looked but I know he had ten times as much shit on him and his face may have been even edgier, even more “90′s Mtv,” and by silent hill nurse minions I mean like sexy fetish nurses all stapled together I remember the whole thing being mostly unreadable fever dream action scenes and the closest thing I can think of that would be similar to it is Karas: The Prophecy

Deviantart: The Anime

Some of my favorite nature photos I’ve taken. I never thought photography qualified as one of my hobbies but then I realized not a day hardly goes by that I don’t carefully take a picture of something as dynamically as I can and that I’ve seen SO MUCH WORSE AND BLANDER as wall art in public places. So if you wanna order prints or even tote bags and stuff of photos I’ve taken I’m starting to put these and others up on redbubble here.

I misread that, and for a moment I thought you were reviewing Digimon moms.

Anyway the next kickstarter pin project is already slated to be these right here Stretch goal pin will be the vampire squid’s defensive posture:

I’m awaiting Kickstarter’s final approval and it will probably go up tomorrow!

Why is there a vampire squid outside your window?

I didn’t feel too scared in that dream with the elongated old woman but then just last night I had a dream where a bunch of little kittens ran past me in the dark, singing a song in little child human voices that went something like “we climb! We jump! We run all around!” but almost barely intelligible because they all sang out of synch with each other. And because I didn’t know it was a dream it TERRIFIED the fuck out of me like reality was coming undone and I want everyone to know that my reaction to those kittens was to just lean into them and scream “YOU WHAT!? YOU WHAT!??!!?”

They totally ignored me too

It was pretty guttural and emotional too like the “you maniacs” scream from Planet of the Apes

I found some old archived 4chan thread where some incredibly angry person claims in multiple posts to have been my personal real-life friend but I’ve never even had a real-world friend who got involved with forum stuff, I’m not the one making the game he references, I’ve only used food assistance, I was “liberal” before I ever got married or had my forums, almost nobody has ever seen me get angry, and most suspect of all, I’ve never gone by “John” to anyone who knows me.

But of course some people just take this guy’s word for it without having ever double checked with me

This is why everyone needs to take Internet gossip and callouts with a grain of salt.

They seem harmless as near as I can tell but there is a furry artist who does vore commissions with a monster they call the “bogleech” and it’s the only thing you’ll find under that tag on tumblr that doesn’t pertain to me so every so often I run into “another bogleech vore commission!” and get momentarily confused because you’d think I would remember commissioning so much vore

I saw that in the "Bogleech" tag and wondered if they named a gross thing after you out of spite.

oh yeah speaking of awkward things with family imagine someone coming over to see your mom and they have a son too and your mom shouts for you across the house, right in front of them, “THERE’S A BOY HERE YOUR AGE!!! YOU COULD BE FRIENDS!!!!”

Now imagine this happening all the way up to your early 20′s

#friendshipper on deck

Someone just told me there’s a 4chan rumor that at some point I spammed /aco/ with porn of my own characters until they had to ban me. I don’t even know what board /aco/ is

I guess they assume anyone who posts stuff pertaining to me is me in disguise

They’re probably confusing you with R. L. Stine again.

it turns out hes just a snail actually

Alright here’s the deal:

I needed a BIG glass jar for reasons you would expect me to, but it was either $15-20 for an empty one at every store I’ve been to, or it was $5 for one filled with gigantic dill pickles.

The ridiculousness of that is a debate for another time: I need this jar empty in one week and I’d hate to just throw all these pickles out but we also don’t really have the fridge room for a bunch of pickles in tupperwares.

Please send me recipes and suggestions for how to eat our way through all these damn pickles in 7 days without getting too sick.

Make thin longitudinal slices and put them in buns with bratwurst or Polishes.  Google “dill pickle dip.”  It’s goes great with Ruffles.  And of course you can always put pickles on hamburgers.

Basically just have a cookout or two and your dill pickles will disappear.