the bachelor: tony stark edition — spotlight on steve rogers & tony stark’s past relationship
I mean I SAY I love the ‘Enemies to Lovers’ trope but what I really MEAN is that I love the
‘Enemies to Resentful Allies In A Time Of Crisis to Grudging Mutual Respect to Growing Fondness Concealed By Snark to Hurtful Betrayal to Slow Reconciliation With A Greater Understanding Of Each Other to Strange But Solid Friendship to Unexpected Feelings In A Time Of Crisis to Denying Their Feelings While Growing Closer As Friends to Epiphanies Of Love In The Worst Possible Circumstances to Mutual Pining to Unbearable Sexual Tension to Lovers’
trope
this has probably been done before
It’s like my life isn’t real to me, unless you’re there, you’re in it and I’m sharing it with you.
the father, the son, and the holy spirit
steves that guy to deliberately misinterpret tony’s “come over, bring your 🍆 and 🍑” (eggplant emoji and peach emoji if the characters arent showing up) text as tony wanting to make eggplant parmigiana and peach cobbler.
remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”
“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said: “because… there’s no underwear in space.”
he said it with such conviction. like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.
he explained. “you go into space and you become weightless. then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”
i think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. i tell my younger friends that no matter how i go, i want it reported that i drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.
rest in peace, carrie fisher (october 21st, 1956 - december 27th, 2016)
Your otp could never
civil war
steve: you’re quite the narcissist
tony: and you’re quite the bitch, steven, but you don’t see me lying about your parents’ death for it.
bucky:
I cannot stop laughing at this!
taika waititi is a visionary and nobody else is legally allowed to make movies anymore
get it sister marjorie
taken from thor’s snapchat
HE’LL NEVER RECOVER
loki as brooklyn 99′s gina linetti…
bonus:
(shoutout to @eralkfang and @reserve for the idea!)
I CANT BREATHE
lmao!
So Thor and Loki carry hair drier all the time? 😆😂😂
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