Sokka: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore ourselves out of this one...
Zuko: Manslaughter it is.
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Zuko: when I told you to bring me something from the beach I meant a seashell
Sokka: *struggling to hold a live tiger seal* well you specifically did not say that.
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Anonymous asked:
have you seen tiktoks with the audio that’s like “EVERYBODY KNOWS…..everybody knows. that he fucks you.” that goes through my mind when i see the art of the adult gaang where sokka has his hand on zuko’s shoulder
GOODBYE
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Zuko: hey, do you wanna take things up to the bedroom?
Sokka: sure... what's up there?
Zuko: by the way did you bring protection?
Sokka, unsheathing his sword: why what's up there?????
Zuko: hey, do you wanna take things up to the bedroom?
Sokka: sure... what's up there?
Zuko: by the way did you bring protection?
Sokka, unsheathing his sword: why what's up there?????
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Katara: I don’t have a seat..
Aang: you can sit on my lap!
Sokka: I don’t have a seat either-
Zuko: then stand and suffer.
Katara: I don’t have a seat..
Aang: you can sit on my lap!
Sokka: I don’t have a seat either-
Zuko: then stand and suffer.
Sokka: *hurt on the floor* zuko hurry, call me an ambulance!
Zuko: *confused* you’re an ambulance
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Katara: so tell me, how’d you get in a carriage accident again?
Zuko: there was a monkey-deer on the road, so I yelled “Sokka, deer!”, and do you wanna tell her what your answer was?
Sokka: *ashamed* yes honey…
Sokka: hey how do I look
Zuko: beautiful
Sokka: guys aren’t supposed to look beautiful
Zuko: damn beautiful
Sokka: that’s better
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Sokka: *on the floor with a cut in his stomach*
Zuko: fuck, you’re losing a lot of blood! what’s your type?!
Sokka: fire nation, hard to get, explos-
Zuko: your blood type! what’s your fucken blood type!!!
Sokka: Red, which is also the colour that flatters him most
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happy pride!