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Translation of title: mister arrowhead | ATLA, LOK, and sometimes other shit i enjoy | Dori | they/she/he | 25 | about | Main: sunflower-dori
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My younger cousin (16!!!!!!! Wtf???) watched season 2 of the legend of Korra, here's her opinion of the characters

Korra: "i have a love hate relationship with her bc what do you mean you couldn't tell your uncle was evil???"

Mako: "i don't like him."

Bolin: "so is he gonna do anything of actual importance ever or?" Me: "he stopped an assassination attempt on the president." Her: "ok sure but like did we really want the president alive?"

Asami: "she's a fucking badass where's HER happy end??"

Tenzin: "his siblings make him look more fun like i don't like him on his own"

Jinora: "literally the best fucking character here Aang would be so proud that's his granddaughter"

Ikki: "i just think she's a bit annoying"

Meelo: "a misogynist in the making jesus christ" Me: "yeah it doesn't really get better." Her: "his own grandmother would smack the shit out of him."

Lin Beifong: "gun to my head i don't remember what she did this season" Me: "she helped bolin stop the assassination attempt" Her: "hm."

Kya: "she's cool"

Bumi: "he's katara and aang's son? Not sokka's son? But then why is he like a new sokka?" Me: "beats me"

Varrick: "he reminds me of kuzco from emperor's new groove"

Zhu Li: "i hope she gets a bigger role than just being the assistant to avatar universe's elon musk"

Tonraq: "i can tell why Korra is the way she is"

Unalaq: "he's so obviously evil i don't understand why no one in the show realized until it was too late"

Eska and Desna: "the twins from the shining but creepier"

Avatar Wan: "why is he the hottest character and why was he in only two episodes"

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Avatar: the Legend of Korra characters as things my friends have said

Here’s a part two losers sit tight

Korra: in life you either get fucked or get fucked and somehow I’m doing both rn

Mako: my eyebrows aren’t even sisters they’re straight people going through a divorce

Asami: *wears shoulder pads* I am a fucking BUSINESS WOMAN

Bolin: oh gawsh, oh geez, oh chips, oh nopey nope, oh crackers, oh bother, oh-

Tenzin: GET THE FISH. OUT. OF. THE. TOILET.

Jinora: I am literally smarter than all of you peasants. You should BOW to me. You should OBEY ME. I AM LITERALLY YOUR MESSIAH.

Ikki: Lately I realised life isn’t always about rainbows and sunshine, so I got rid of my rainbow colored sweater. *gasps* am I a goth now?

Meelo: I’m cleaning my tank rn but I can’t find anywhere to put the fishes so I put them in the toilet hoping Tenzin won’t have to poop for at least an hour.

Kya: are you being a lesbian or just friedly?

Bumi: *realises what they just said had a sexual double meaning* *incoherent fart noises coming from mouth*

Varrick: *after someone claims they stole their candy bar* WHY are yall always blaming ME of that kind of stuff??? I’m the most innocent person on this entire planet! Yall should feel real bad about yourselves *takes bite out of candy bar* REAL BAD!!

Zhu li: I literally couldn’t give two shits if my clients are satisfied or not just gimme my fucking money and let me sleep for two goddamn minutes.

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Avatar: the Legend of Korra characters as things my friends have said

Here’s a part two losers sit tight

Korra: in life you either get fucked or get fucked and somehow I’m doing both rn

Mako: my eyebrows aren’t even sisters they’re straight people going through a divorce

Asami: *wears shoulder pads* I am a fucking BUSINESS WOMAN

Bolin: oh gawsh, oh geez, oh chips, oh nopey nope, oh crackers, oh bother, oh-

Tenzin: GET THE FISH. OUT. OF. THE. TOILET.

Jinora: I am literally smarter than all of you peasants. You should BOW to me. You should OBEY ME. I AM LITERALLY YOUR MESSIAH.

Ikki: Lately I realised life isn’t always about rainbows and sunshine, so I got rid of my rainbow colored sweater. *gasps* am I a goth now?

Meelo: I’m cleaning my tank rn but I can’t find anywhere to put the fishes so I put them in the toilet hoping Tenzin won’t have to poop for at least an hour.

Kya: are you being a lesbian or just friedly?

Bumi: *realises what they just said had a sexual double meaning* *incoherent fart noises coming from mouth*

Varrick: *after someone claims they stole their candy bar* WHY are yall always blaming ME of that kind of stuff??? I’m the most innocent person on this entire planet! Yall should feel real bad about yourselves *takes bite out of candy bar* REAL BAD!!

Zhu li: I literally couldn’t give two shits if my clients are satisfied or not just gimme my fucking money and let me sleep for two goddamn minutes.

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Sorting LoK characters in hogwarts houses

Korra: Gryffindor. She’s extremely brave and loyal to her friends and family, and sometimes makes stupid decisions while helping or protecting them. Eventually her bravery leads to her giving herself up to save the airbenders from another extinction. She isn’t afraid of a fight (especially in book one and two) and even likes to solve problems by fighting. (Not as much in book 4, because she learned from her mistakes.)

Mako: I’m seriously debating in which house he belongs. He’s loyal two his friends and brother, and later his family. But, as we see in book 2, he’d have no problem betraying his girlfriend in the name of the law. Very just like a Ravenclaw. He’s also always the one to help Bolin get out of sticky situations he got in by accident. Mako often even tells Bolin how stupid some of his ideas are, thus being the logical one of the family. But Mako would also rather stay in the city and do police work than go and look for his grandmother because he’d be awkward spending time with both Korra and Asami. I feel like Mako’s more like a Ravenclaw than any other house. He doesn’t feel comfortable getting in situations that would land him in trouble, not even for friends, and is very strict about his ideals and beliefs.

Bolin: HUFFLEPUFF. And there’s not even a debate about it. He’s the cutest little hulk boy to ever exist! He’d even risk getting killed to win his girlfriend back, and to save someone he cares about. All of the things he did were either because he wanted to help his friends or to help other people in need, or to be able to keep doing something he enjoys doing. The reason he joined shady shin again in book one and almost got his bending stolen by Amon? Because he wants to continue pro-bending, something he, his brother and Korra enjoy doing. The reason he joined Kuvira? To help people in a broken down kingdom after the Zaheer problems. Bolin is a hufflepuff, a big buff hufflepuff.

Asami: Ravenclaw. She turned on her dad because he was doing something she didn’t agree with, even after defending him when she didn’t know yet. She had her vision of what was good and bad, and her dad was doing something bad, so she went against him to make things right. She helped the Avatar and her friends fight Amon, even when she just went through a very unclear breakup (thanks Mako.) After all of that she took over her father’s company and proceeded to make her way to the top of the industry. She’s an inventor and an incredible engineer, and also an architect (she helped redesign the roads in Republic City.)

Tenzin: definitely not a hufflepuff like his father was. He was very strict when it came to his culture and his job as a councilman in the city. He gets easily frustrated when people don’t listen, or when people don’t like his training methods (both seen in book one with Korra, book 2 with his siblings, and book 3 with the airbenders.) He also doesn’t like situations he can’t control (like Korra doing pro-bending or Jinora growing up and deserving her arrows) and doesn’t like doing things outside of the law. (I feel like he pretends not to like it but he secretly gets a kick out of it.) I would personally also put him in Ravenclaw. But I’m not sure. Any experts here to prove me wrong? Go ahead!

Lin Bei Fong: She’s also very strict with rules, but only the rules she makes. If she needs to break the law to get what she wants? So fucking be it. She’s very loyal to the people she cares about. Gotta throw my ass at Amon so the only airbenders in the world can escape? You bet your ass I will! But even if she’s very loyal she’s also very unforgiving. It took her years to soften up to Tenzin after he broke up with her. She even wrecked poor air temple island when it happened. Her own sister scarred her both physically and emotionally, and that also took her years to speak to her again. After her mother disappeared she didn’t even bother to look for her because she was still angry at her. I would put Lin in Slytherin but she could also fit in Gryffindor. Slytherdor it is!

Jinora: I’m going to make this one short. She was a gifted child from the beginning. The only thing that interested her was to get better at airbending and following the philosophy by the book. Speaking of books, she loved reading so much she had read about all of the adventures of the Gaang and even asked her grandmother for more. She communicated with the spirits better than her own father could! She got her arrows at the age of eleven! Which means she was an airbending MASTER at the age of eleven! Ravenclaw!

Ikki: this one is even shorter. Hufflepuff. She likes making animal friends more than she likes her own family, but don’t think she wouldn’t whoop your ass if you even tried to touch one of her disgusting siblings. She’s very kind and caring, and a very enthusiastic child, but she absolutely hates being ignored or turned away.

Meelo: Difficult one. When he does something, he does it good, when his father told him to train pokey the lemur he was reluctant because he’s his friend, but afterwards he had trained an entire army of lemurs. He doesn’t like being left out but is loyal to his friends. He takes A LOT of pride in what he does (especially book 4) and tends to make things difficult for himself so he could establish his manliness (like throwing away food so they could live off the wilds like true adventurers). Also his fartbending is gross but still the cutest thing ever! I’m feeling Gryffindor or Slytherin, but more on the Gryffindor side because he doesn’t always think everything through. Not a very strategic fella. Gryffindor it is!

I feel like doing Bumi and Kya, but maybe in another post, because this one’s getting a tad long. If there’s other characters you’d want me to sort (like the minor characters from Atla or LoK) just let me now but this is it for now because my fingers are getting tired! Anything you don’t agree with or you’d like to add on feel free to do so!

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Can you please add Varrik to this list?

HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET MY BABY VARRICK????? Added to the list for the next post I promise!!

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