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Translation of title: mister arrowhead | ATLA, LOK, and sometimes other shit i enjoy | Dori | they/she/he | 25 | about | Main: sunflower-dori
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Reading the dawn of Yangchen. I can't be the only person that finds it incredibly funny that Roku seems to be only avatar within several generations to have a traditional avatar journey resulting in him being told at age 16 and only mastering all four elements in his mid 20's? Yangchen found out herself when she was like 10 ish bc she was plagued by nightmares of past avatars, and was already an established avatar when we meet her at age 16-17 in the first novel. Kyoshi only found out when she was 16 bc the earth kingdom method of identifying the avatar doesn't work when the avatar's an orphan and they thought it was someone else first, but she mastered all four elements in less than two years. Aang was told at age 12 because of the war looming around the corner, and had to master all elements within less than year out of pure necessity (i say less than a year bc Aang was told abt the comet during the winter solstice and the comet appears at the end of summer). Korra discovered she was the avatar at the ripe old age of four or five and managed to bend three out of four elements by that age, and mastered all four at age 16.

To be fair to Roku, we're not really told how old Kuruk is by the time he masters all four elements. I'm pretty sure he was told at age 16 as well but I'm assuming he finished his journey earlier seeing as he died at age 33. Kuruk's story was also quite a bit more exciting (and dark) because he fought dark spirits on the regular. Roku was just kinda there. All he did was be bisexual and fail to prevent his bestie from colonizing the world.

All of this to say, out of all avatars in the immediate surrounding cycle, Roku once again comes out looking a bit like a chump and I'm loving the consistency lmao

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Anonymous asked:

What if Kyoshi had a reason to say “fuck you” to the world and we don’t know? I’m NOT saying she’s the greatest (after all we know 5 avatars out of thousands), but like at least her story is better than the avatar whose only accomplishment was getting his and his gf’s faces stolen

Like I already said: Kuruk is a bitch ass too. But what reason could an Avatar, the one person whose job it is to keep the world at peace, have for turning their back to the world and outright refusing to even lift a finger in the direction of a dictator trying to control the entire continent? As the Avatar it is her duty to help those in danger and have balance in the world, so it would be extremely petty of her to go “well the world wasn’t there for me so now I’m gonna let millions of people die and suffer under the iron fist of a dictator.” Imagine if Aang would have been like “well the world didn’t do anything when my people were wiped out so now I’m not gonna do anything either” and that’s literally not the attitude the Avatar should have.

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LoK season 2 fixing

Do you know what I didn’t understand about season two? When Unalaq was all like “hey Korra open the spirit portals so we can see some sick lights”, Korra immediately went “fuck yeah let’s do it!”

Like she didn’t even stand still and go “hey, why were these things closed in the first place? Shouldn’t there be a reason for it?” And then go meditate and talk to her past lives to figure this shit out. She’d ask Aang and he’d be like “I don’t know, but some spirits I met weren’t the coolest of dudes, so better keep em away from humans!” And Korra would be like, okay, sure, let’s get a second opinion! Then she’d ask Roku and he’d be like “I don’t know, but the 100 year war was all my fault.” And Korra would be like, shit dude, I don’t have time for this. She’d ask Kyoshi and she’d be like “I don’t know, I was too busy fighting this tiny dude compensating for his tiny dick by taking an entire country. But there must be a reason? I’d keep em closed my dude.” And then Korra would be like, okay, tight! And then she’d ask Kuruk and he’d be like “well a spirit stole my girlfriends face so better keep em closed” and then Korra would be like, shit, that sucks. And then she’d ask Yang Chen and she’d be like, “a giant fucking spirit attacked a village because they killed his girl who wasn’t even his girl but is his girl, so yea you wanna avoid that shit.”

And then Korra would be like, “hey Unalaq, guess what we ain’t gonna do today? Open the spirit portals. Das a bad idea, just, don’t. Like, do you want chaos? Do you want that? You fucking psycho?” And then she’d go to Vaatu and go “hey lil fella how you doing in your tree? Better sit tight cause you’re staying in there for another ten thousand years. I brought you some cards so you can play solitaire! Have fun!” And NONE OF SEASON TWO’s BULLSHIT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. Like we just fucking skip that shit. And the harmonic conversion (sounds like a fucking Winx transformation btw) would have still happened and airbenders would still pop up outta nowhere, and zaheer would still come to fuck shit up.

I just fixed the disaster that was book two. You’re welcome

(I’m just kidding I loved the final four episodes of book two and they’re my favorite episodes of the entire series don’t @ me, I just found this little loophole and found it kinda strange, bc Korra did have acces to her spiritual side now and could meditate to talk to her past lives in hologram form like Aang did. So yea)

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