hello yes this is garbage

look i know mouthwashing probably takes places hundreds of years in the future or something but i just think it would be really funny if swansea was a gen z kid.

i hope the fact that he didn't even flip his phone around to horizontal mode to show the video makes this funnier

Catalyst

so in my au which i'm totally not using to cope or anything haha, after realizing that curly isn't going to do anything about jimmy, anya confides in swansea and he goes Protective Dad Mode. i'm calling this the "Responsibility AU." ramble below cut.

you are loved

happy halloween from a werewolf dad and his adopted vampire ballerina princess daughter (jas couldn't decide on just one so shane was like, "guess you'll be all 3 of them then.")

🎃🧛‍♀️🩰👸

cringe father son moments on the tulpar 🫶

before you think "will there actually be a next time :(" yes there absolutely will be because this is in my au where jimmy gets fired early on before he does irreversible damage which means i can have all the wholesome found family shenanigans i want on this gatdang ship without threat of The Horrors. yes this is how i cope.

i have a type.

(the irony of swansea raising an eyebrow at joja cola when the man literally drank mouthwash for months)

bad news for swansea:

i woke up

hello this is my cool mouthwashing au in which anya shoots jimmy in the kneecaps and swansea comes in with the steel chair axe to finish him off. i call it the "good ending" au.

swansea could chop me with his axe and i'd thank him

when your partner's crappy boss forces him work overtime on the date night you've both been looking forward to and you don't take it very well.

based on this:

sometimes i just need to sit down and digi paint a landscape from a cool photo. the ref pic is from scorpy’s old insta story.

yes the scorb version is necessary

shane post flower dance year 1 headcanon

shane for da mental health

(repost because the other 1 wouldn't show in tags cuz of the pinkish color palette i originally had for it -_-)

couldn’t stop thinking about shane in glasses

shane is a handy guy but sometimes you get things with needlessly complicated assembly instructions that require 10 different tools not included in the box and also it's missing the 3 little screws it's actually supposed to come with.

this is for the an anon who asked about putting shane in glasses but i lost the ask... pls forgive... .

my farmer has never wanted anyone more in his life

(meme template by twitter user VioletMadness7)

sam took the photo.