Dimension 20: Misfits And Magic 2x08 "The Man We've Been Waiting For"

nothing i love more than evan and jammer's beef with tabby (carlos luna)

it's moments like these where these players' years-long friendship really shine through

Aabria asked for 40, and Lou rolled a 4.

Aabria halved it to 20, and Lou rolled…. 100.

100.

He rolled 100.

Starting to think a cooler headcanon for Clark’s upbringing might just be that the entire town of Smallville collectively decided to just go with it and accept that Martha and John's kid has superpowers, but we don't talk about it.

Someone's tractor gets stuck and nothing can get it out? "Be a dear and run down to the Kents, would you? Ask for Clark?"

"Why Clark, we need a machine--"

"Run along now."

Or if he kicks too hard and the football vanishes into the upper stratosphere, no it didn't, we all collectively saw it land over there *vague hand movements*

Clark: *does anything beyond human limits*

Smallville citizen:

The Kent's found an abandoned baby in a cornfield? Well good for them they've been longing for a child for years

I swear that Kent boy was running faster than that train...welp none of my business

Jonathan! Your witch child busted my tractor!

these are small town Midwest farmers they ain't saying shit to FEDS

I was gonna say, Midwestern rules says as long as that boy is polite and respectful (of course he is), there's no reason to ask any questions.

Imagine the nosy bitch (there's always a nosy bitch) going, "Oh, he's their ADOPTED son" and the OUTRAGE. "Oh, is your daddy your step-daddy, Lauren?"

"How could you say that???"

"Because everyone knows you don't look a thing like your daddy, but you sure look like his cousin."

I also like how this can mirror Bruce; Batman only lets a small handful of people in on his hero identity, but most of Gotham has no idea who he is... meanwhile, more than half of Smallville knows about the Kent boy, and they just keep quiet around a few folks they don't trust

When Superman starts showing up on the news all of smallville collectively smile and go and congratulate the Kent’s “you know Martha I just knew that boy of your’s would grow ta some good,” they have a potluck whenever he wins some big fight and are all holding their breath when he get hurt, also every single person in smallville will curse out Lex Luther on a whim,

Look, despite what some people might think, country folk aint stupid. Simple sometimes, sure, but not stupid. So when three events happened in quick succession, it wasn't hard to connect the dots.

First, there was the shooting star. Meteor. Meteorite. "That green blaze of light that went cross the sky screaming like a banshee's flute". Whatever you're going to call it. Anyone who was up at the time saw it. But nobody heard any sound of it hitting ground. And with all the fuss it was making, you'd figured you would. Everyone would've just figured it burnt itself up while stretching through the sky. Except.

So, did you know that in order to register your baby (and get a SSN) all you need is a proof that people acknowledge you birthed the child? (You need.2 documents).

This can be a birth certificate from the hospital, yes.

But can also be:

(yes, I did the research for fanfic. Did you know there's something called "Superman exception"? Haha :) )

Oh, do you know who can give those in a small town?

The neighbours 👀

(sure, it was snowing. So what if no one knew? We all know she was so scared in previous pregnancies.)

Oh, I have a WIP about Martha Kent, who had several miscarriages, and the whole town just goes "IT'S HER BABY".

Carlos Luna: Producer, Voice Actor, Therapist

Bonus appropriate reaction

I must know the official placements of the pilot program in the omegaverse

Happy 4th Birthday to

“Goodbye.”

aabria’s misfits and magic 2 creature personifications of schools of magic: a guide

weugan- evocation. magic of amplification. rewards healing, intensifying, leaning into your strengths.

hellbenders- conjuration. magic of creation. rewards calling forth new things into existence, materiality, physicality.

qohlye- divination. magic of knowledge and truth. rewards seeking and questioning.

tadeshacourt- abjuration. magic of curtailment. rewards protection, dampening, concealment.

seegenpelater- enchantment. magic of convincing. rewards justification, manipulation, and mentality.

bat w/fishtail (name TBA)- transmutation. magic of alteration. rewards change, diversification, adaptation.

Fact checked:

This is really cool.

Wtf everyone should know this!

Is Tabby cute or rancid? You decide!

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.