Some Marvel headcanons
-Natasha is often seen as mysterious by those outside the avenger, and even within them. But one day peter parker walked in to the gym where Nat was training, tripped over an old punching bag, fell into a pile of weights, and then abruptly stuck to the wall. A long conversation later and she figured out he was Spider-Man. She then promptly fell in love with the little spiderling and now, when they’re on missions together, Nat protects and watches out for him. She always though she would never be able to have a kid, due to her life, but she feels a strong motherly bond towards the young spider. Oh and peter made her a mother’s day card last year and she started to cry. Clint was so afraid as to why she was crying he hid in the vents for a week.
-Tony will often times refuse to leave his lab, for one reason or another. His bots on the other hand will quite literally push him out the door. Bruce and Stephen both highly encourage this behavior from the bots. There was one unfortunate time where he was in the lab for a very important reason and his bots started to shoo him out. He tried to argue but Dum-e accidentally hit him in the face with a steel tray, one that was carrying motor oil and nail smoothies a few seconds prior. When he woke up, he still had work to do. He hoped Bucky didn’t mind being magnetized to the celling support beams for a few (8 and a half) hours.
-Little did Clint know that he was not the only one in the vents that day. He was going through his normal rounds to see if he could catch the other avengers doing something stupid or black mail-able. He rounded the corner and saw a very, very small man. “Hey Scott.” Turns out that Ant-man had similar ideas to Clint. They then managed to capture Tony hitting himself in the face with a screwdriver, Natasha dancing (they later deleted this one out of fear), Peter and Harley running around with real lightsabers (Tony just about had a heart attack right then and there) and Bucky seeing how many pillows and blankets he could stack on Sam before he woke up (They discovered the number was 17, 18 if you count the one Barnes threw at him after he woke up).
