Lucy

i started playing Disco Elysium and last night (the same day i started playing) i woke up to my stomach hurting so bad that in my delirium i thought it had to do with something from the game.

and looked it up…

i thought this was completely normal until waking up later after the pain was gone.

you’re playing the game better than anyone else has ever played it

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

the Master whose oracle is at Delphi does not speak, does not dissimulate; he signifies

'wholesome lesbian representation' i like it when the women in my lesbian ships try to kill each other and then fuck nasty about it and then maybe try to kill each other again

Drag duo name Roseanne Krantz and Gilda Stern. Is that anything?

ENDING OF WHOS AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD ME

They're going crazy on LinkedIn

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

the Master whose oracle is at Delphi does not speak, does not dissimulate; he signifies

Wow…what is going ON here?

Das Ding ist da!

didnt mean to put this here but yknow what. das ding IST da. and i’m tired of saying it’s not

Occurs to me that as funny as “das Ding ist da” might sound to an anglophone, let’s take a moment to reflect on the fact that it translates to “the thing is there”.

The Locked Tomb Series Official Reading Order:

- The Iliad

- The Bible

- The Apocryphal Book of Judith

- Dante's Inferno or Paradise Lost

- Don Quixote

- Revolutionary Girl Utena

- Homestuck

- Umineko

- Gideon the Ninth

- The Mysterious Study of Doctor Sex

- Lolita

- Harrow the Ninth

- Harrow the Ninth Again

- The Barbie Movie

- As Yet Unsent

- Nona the Ninth

this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked

anyway here’s bruce springsteen serving cunt

happy valentines day

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

Tallinn, Estonia *by JP Toivonen

“why are you so tired all the time” God is killing me! thanks for asking