Lucy

Hey do you guys think that if I listen to enough of The Mountain Goats' songs it'll loosen the ever growing knot of despair growing in my soul?

Drag duo name Roseanne Krantz and Gilda Stern. Is that anything?

i love when cats make that face when they lift their head to bump it into sometihng

Men In Black International (2019)

maybe the last meme of 2017 is them.

who?

the friends we made along the way

Hathor in the form of a sacred cow licks the arm of the dead man to reassure him. Vignette from the Book of the Dead of Tanafer. Late Period, 21st Dynasty, ca. 1069-945 BC. Egyptian Museum, Cairo. Photo Credit: Werner Forman Archive.

she lik the arm

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.

Breaking Bad is actually just a fanfic the students in Mr. White’s class write about him because no one has any idea what he does with his free time and the running jokes about it got wildly out of hand.

These are all officially my headcanons for the actual shows now

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck

lush employee: hello, how can I–

me: hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions.

@akima-11

All that stuff on his chest is just a Space ipod so so he can put his playlist on while he’s murdering

have i ever mentioned my boundless love for ken

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Soundcloud is being a butt so this is TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE for now

this is my NEW FAVORITE THING

@elpuercopeludo

This is the spoopy content you need on your dash

This is so precious I can’t even…

@rhysiare

They are all very excited it is now Halloween!

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you