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A Magpie Witchling

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Leave the bear out of this. Fandom and bullshit side blog: a-magpie-witchling-sideblog. Call me Semiramis. She. Bi. Latina. Argentinean. 24. Litha dusk born. Sun: Sagittarius, Rising: Gemini. Bilingual witchcraft (and sometimes random personal) blog. Secular, science, green, hereditary, eclectic witch and hometown santería practitioner. I specialize in spirit work, entity taming, and exorcisms. Part of the Lunar Oasis coven. Yeyé’s weekly specials are currently on hold.
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My grandmother's last words

We scurried past security (they'd only let us in two at a time) and were all around her bed. My mother, sister, and I. My aunts, my great aunts, the lady that was my grandma's tenant for 15 years, even the headmaster of the day school she used to attend in the mornings.

She weakly opened her eyes and saw all the people reunited by her side.

Then, quietly, she croaked. We leaned in closer to hear what she wanted to say.

"I... look around... me..." she whispered, "and... I see... nothing but tits..."

We all exploded in laughter, and security caught us.

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Reach me down my Tycho Brahé,—I would know him when we meet,

When I share my later science, sitting humbly at his feet;

He may know the law of all things, yet be ignorant of how

We are working to completion, working on from then till now.

Pray, remember, that I leave you all my theory complete,

Lacking only certain data, for your adding, as is meet;

And remember, men will scorn it, ’tis original and true,

And the obloquy of newness may fall bitterly on you.

But, my pupil, as my pupil you have learnt the worth of scorn;

You have laughed with me at pity, we have joyed to be forlorn;

What, for us, are all distractions of men's fellowship and smiles?

What, for us, the goddess Pleasure, with her meretricious wiles?

You may tell that German College that their honour comes too late.

But they must not waste repentance on the grizzly savant's fate;

Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light;

I have loved the stars too truly to be fearful of the night.

What, my boy, you are not weeping? You should save your eyes for sight;

You will need them, mine observer, yet for many another night.

I leave none but you, my pupil, unto whom my plans are known.

You “have none but me,” you murmur, and I “leave you quite alone”?

Well then, kiss me,—since my mother left her blessing on my brow,

There has been a something wanting in my nature until now;

I can dimly comprehend it,—that I might have been more kind,

Might have cherished you more wisely, as the one I leave behind.

I “have never failed in kindness”? No, we lived too high for strife,—

Calmest coldness was the error which has crept into our life;

But your spirit is untainted, I can dedicate you still

To the service of our science: you will further it? you will!

There are certain calculations I should like to make with you,

To be sure that your deductions will be logical and true;

And remember, “Patience, Patience,” is the watchword of a sage,

Not to-day nor yet to-morrow can complete a perfect age.

I have sown, like Tycho Brahé, that a greater man may reap;

But if none should do my reaping, ’twill disturb me in my sleep.

So be careful and be faithful, though, like me, you leave no name;

See, my boy, that nothing turn you to the mere pursuit of fame.

I must say Good-bye, my pupil, for I cannot longer speak;

Draw the curtain back for Venus, ere my vision grows too weak:

It is strange the pearly planet should look red as fiery Mars,—

God will mercifully guide me on my way amongst the stars.

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Life is shit and stuff

Hey guys

Sorry I haven't been around. I don't even know where to begin to explain all I've been through these months. It's been a nightmare and beautiful and stressful and terrifying and so, so sad

It's 11:50 pm as of this moment. Today my phone got stolen, and I had to chase the thief for several blocks. I was already pretty ill, and I almost passed out, bla bla bla. Probably gonna have to go to the hospital, but anyway I'm taking tomorrow off to either rest or go to the doctor if I continue with the acute chest pain and trouble breathing.

I just figured that since I can get up a bit later tomorrow, I could take the time to post this, because I do think y'all deserve to know

Yeyé only has a few days left. I don't think she'll see April.

She's got cancer all over. Pancreas, liver, stomach, esophagus, bones, and brain, at least that we know of.

This has been going on for quite a while now, and every Sunday (my only real day off) religiously I spend it with her.

But, alas, when I saw her last Sunday she vomited some 2L of blood. She's almost not responsive anymore. She didn't recognize me last week.

In any case, there, now you know. Sucks to be the bearer of bad news after all this radio silence, but life's what it is. If you want me to tell her something, go ahead. I'm sure she'll love to hear from you.

She's asked about my internet friends plenty of times, so I suppose everyone who asked her to adopt them is probably going to get visited soon. Be nice to her for me, ok?

Shout-out to @kiddysa-bunnpire and @thrud-the-seidkona who've had to do control damage because I've been a mess lately. Luv u baes. Sorry I'm such a distant, shitty friend sometimes.

Thanks in advance to everyone for you good wishes and love. I'm sure my grandma will appreciate every bit of it.

Don't even know what else to say right now. I'm gonna go catch some sleep. Lotsa kisses hatchlings

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Quick update!

Vacations almost here vacations almost here vacations almost here vacations almost here must hang on must hang on must hang on must hang on

Super quick update! It's past midnight, but also wanted to let you know, that my litte cousin girl is finally, officially, and legally back with my aunt!!!! Thank you SO MUCH for helping us save her! Half the war has been won, now we still need to recover my boy cousin. I just thought I'd share the news so we can celebrate.

Also, if you have the time, send some positive vibes @doctor-lucifer-holmes 's way. He just had a surgery and he's in a lot of pain, so he could use the good energy.

Thank you all for your love and your help. May it come back to you a thousand times!

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I love when you first put a betta into a big, heated tank

I love the way they just slowly drift around, looking at everything. It almost seems like they’re saying to themselves “is this… mine? is this really all for me? is this really where I live now?” 

Yes, little one. Five whole gallons for you to patrol. Fake hollow log for you to snooze in. Fake plants to hide and nap and explore through. I hope it’s to your liking.

Omg I know this feeling EXACTLY. When I got Roomie, he was in a 1/2 gallon/1.7 liters "betta bubble".

When I got him his 10g/30l he was so at peace, slowly circling it from top to bottom, exploring the plants. It was just beautiful, how quietly happy he was. We're still dealing with a bit of finrot from his bad days, but he's the happiest (and smartest) little fish I've ever met

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Sorry I disappeared for a few days ;_; the last of the high touristic season took the best of me *faints*

I'll tryyyyy to show up again this week. I've got a nice idea for a new (random, cussing filled, slightly drunk) tutorial! This time, it'd be a functional wheel of the year, planisphere, with the signs, and maybe I can even make it an astrological board to make birth charts, JUST SAYING.

What do you think? Yay or nay?

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My deepest, darkest secret is that when I’m reciting Invictus, by William Ernest Henley, I pronounce “bludgeonings” as “bologna”.

That’s a bullshit word, don’t you try and tell me–

In the fell clutch of circumstance

I have not winced nor cried aloud.

Under the... the...

Me: Bologna

Sister: Gorlami

...of chance

My head is bloody, but unbowed.

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That moment when you meet a new guy and he likes the same stuff you do, is a feminist, has a cute dog, and has a tarot card tattooed…

This can’t be right. There’s something fishy here. He must have a weird kink or collect bellybutton lint or something…

I mean when the “I’m a witch” awkward talk comes through and he goes “omg mE TOO THIS IS MY DECK AND THIS IS MY HERBS COLLECTION AND THESE ARE THE DECKS I WANT TO BUY” you just gotta suspect something’s not right…

I’m lucky, but not that lucky.

Plot twist: he’s a fae trickster

I am 99.999% convinced he must be, because you know what's the card he has tattooed?

The lovers.
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MAGPIIIEEE it's been too long ;0; discord misses u! its me, crow/kristofferson, i changed my profile a lot since you've been gone! glad you're back!

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S-son?? Is this you my boy??? Oh you’ve grown so much, but I’d recognize that kemetism anywhere!

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Yes :D djfjjsjdjs i don’t know if you were around when it happened but I got a girlfriend! ;D she’s probably reading this and now I’m going to make her respond to this by sAYING SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING ON THIS PLANET AND I LOVE HER WITH ALL OF MY HEART AND SOUULL.

But anyway, hi!!!! We missed you!

* sniff * they grow up so fast…

I’m proud of you, my boy! It’s good to be back, albeit busier XD bring your girlfriend over for dinner (?? XD

classic magpie, you and your weird (? thing

"(?" Is the sarcasm/joking symbol The World Needs. It's not my fault other languages aren't practical!

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MAGPIIIEEE it's been too long ;0; discord misses u! its me, crow/kristofferson, i changed my profile a lot since you've been gone! glad you're back!

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S-son?? Is this you my boy??? Oh you’ve grown so much, but I’d recognize that kemetism anywhere!

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Yes :D djfjjsjdjs i don’t know if you were around when it happened but I got a girlfriend! ;D she’s probably reading this and now I’m going to make her respond to this by sAYING SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING ON THIS PLANET AND I LOVE HER WITH ALL OF MY HEART AND SOUULL.

But anyway, hi!!!! We missed you!

* sniff * they grow up so fast...

I'm proud of you, my boy! It's good to be back, albeit busier XD bring your girlfriend over for dinner (?? XD

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MAGPIIIEEE it's been too long ;0; discord misses u! its me, crow/kristofferson, i changed my profile a lot since you've been gone! glad you're back!

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S-son?? Is this you my boy??? Oh you've grown so much, but I'd recognize that kemetism anywhere!

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Anonymous asked:

Hello you're strong and i'm proud of you! You went through so much and you've worked so hard to turn your life around

This made my heart warm ♥️ thank you so much, it was so hard to finally get away, especially since I only have a part time job and some side gigs, but it was necessary, else I wouldn't have made it to 2019, that's for certain.

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Anonymous asked:

Oh my god im so glad you're back. I literally thought of you every day (there are magpies everywhere here). Youre amazing.

Yay, magpies!! It's good to be back, even if I don't have as much time as I used to :(

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