Jedao my beloved

I think the funniest consequences of my new obsession with murderbot is that it made me this much more likely to just straight up walk out of an awkward situation that I hate.

I usually struggle with reinforcing boundaries, but now whenever someone ignores my expression of discomfort there's a voice in my head urging me to think of what Murderbot would do. And the answer usually is: not take this shit. Which is very inspiring for me to not take this shit either.

You want to hug me when I don't want to be touched? Yeah no you don't. Bye.

Funny. Also, probably genuinely good for me.

Asking "What would Murderbot do?" is extremely valid

i spent like. all day doodling cats

i'm still doodling cats

they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes

Well i guess it wasnt called “the very nice and loyal baru cormorant” was it

“baru cormorant should be at the club” baru cormorant WAS at the club and it almost got her arrested for gay sex she didn’t even have

the agonist. sufferer, if you will

i wonder who in baru's life is completely different from tain hu except she finds her frustrating and doesn't agree with her but is utterly devoted to her in the end. i wonder who would be impressed by her having masts in her brain. a sailor, maybe

people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist

#measuring the size of fandoms based on their goncharov index#this has been a useless text post you may now resume your normal programming#rote has a goncharov index of 0.63#for perspective ofmd has an index of 26.5#spn’s is 360.8#the cosmere is 2.26 for a fantasy book comparison#i am very normal

The Goncharov Index, everyone.

average weed stoner: ART?

for examples of “fade to black”, see: Sexy Discretion Shot

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

DOOMED I MEANT DOOMED

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the funniest thing about baru is that every time she hangs out with a man enough she decides he must be in love with her by the empire framework of heterosexuality not even because she is interested at all but probably because she is kind of full of herself and wants to be able to be like 'This guy's world probably revolves around me' while not being attracted back whatsoever

baru watching a woman pant after torturing her for information: I should call her back…