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Permanently Exhausted Pigeon

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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

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ffcrazy15

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.

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lazer-t

I've been updating my store over the last couple of months, and I now have 22+ new sticker designs available, as well as 10 new stamp stickers (total of 30 different stamp stickers as of now).

In addition, I've also made a bunch of misprints from previous sticker runs available in blind bag bundles at a significantly reduced price.

More stuff here

Also, just a reminder for anyone intending to order things for Christmas, be sure to order before the 24th of November to allow a full month for the shipment to arrive!

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sonny-kiddo

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

  1. bitch I might be
  2. do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
  3. swiggity swag
  4. the D
  5. wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
  6. “ hello______, im dad “ 
  7. AYYY LMAO
  8. W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
  9.  perfect _____ don’t exis-
  10. And now, the weather
  11. at least 2 potato
  12. we’ve come full circle ! 
  13. life hack :
  14. [ __________ INTENSIFIES]
  15. so many
  16. such doge. much wow. very smile. 
  17. mahogany 
  18. *sweats nervously*
  19. same. 
  20. spooper hot choclety milk
  21. #SHERLOCKLIVES
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michaun

goodbye hot halloween lesbian ex-girlfriend character played by aubrey plaza

hello hot christmas lesbian ex-girlfriend character played by aubrey plaza

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