my 10 year old child slave is also the second most competent doctor in the settlement lmao

I just realized that apparently I never shared this series here on Tumblr??  

I call it Living Paintings, as they are recreations of extinct animals that some artists actually saw and painted from memory, a long time ago.

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Recent updates to this series: Glyptodon and Thylacine!

OK SO a frozen baby Homotherium mummy has been found in Siberian permafrost and everybody is going nuts (including me). I had to make another installmente for this series with a figurine that has long been debated to either depict either a lion or Homotherium; Despite anatomical details pointing to the latter, there was no record of surviving Homotherium from the time the figurine was dated to have been made, so it was mostly believed to have been a cave lion. However, the frozen cub closes that temporal gap and makes it more likely that this was in fact the subject of the sculpture. So even though it’s not a painting, here it is brought to life.

these are all really really bad I can't pick just one

Starting a collection

If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever

My discord server really liked this one I did.

In a monumental discovery for paleontology and the first of its kind "Mummy of a juvenile sabre-toothed cat Homotherium latidens from the Upper Pleistocene of Siberia"

Abstract The frozen mummy of the large felid cub was found in the Upper Pleistocene permafrost on the Badyarikha River (Indigirka River basin) in the northeast of Yakutia, Russia. The study of the specimen appearance showed its significant differences from a modern lion cub of similar age (three weeks) in the unusual shape of the muzzle with a large mouth opening and small ears, the very massive neck region, the elongated forelimbs, and the dark coat color. Tomographic analysis of the mummy skull revealed the features characteristic of Machairodontinae and of the genus Homotherium. For the first time in the history of paleontology, the appearance of an extinct mammal that has no analogues in the modern fauna has been studied. For more read here: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-79546-1

I always knew it was possible, but I never dared to hope.

Cerberus...?

cerBIRBus was RIGHT THERE

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

nighttime is going to be fucked up under the trump administration, as he plans to get rid of the weird bug appointed by joe biden to be in charge of it. "the bug is too weird it freaks me out yucky", said the president-elect when asked about the nighttime department. insider sources say he plans to appoint an obscure youtuber known only as "gamer rickey" to the position.

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we’ve got a few people to track down

Les Mis fans, build a barricade? Yes?

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Wizards and Witches, time to kick muggle ass.

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Sleeping With Sirens fans, get Sam Link..

Naruto fans, grab your kunai

Bleach fans, ready your zampakuto

Homestucks get your Strife Specibus

no fucking way its the actual post

I’m shaking this post was never meant to be seen outside of screenshots and jokes

this is one of the worst posts on tumblr

this is one of the best posts on tumblr 

Holy shit I never thought I would ever see this

A relic from the dark times

This is like watching how people want to attack area 51

this is hands down the one post on the internet that sums up why fandoms, all of them, are trash and should burn

Republicans are fancasting politicians right now

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Congratulations on winning the election, Mr. Trump!

I can't wait to see what 2017 has in store for this country!