Honestly, my most likely coming out scenario to people like my in-laws will probably be accidental, and born purely of righteous rage.
Like I live in Texas, where people are voting for idiots like Trump as nothing more than a big middle finger to things like gay marriage becoming legal under Obama’s watch. And I know it’s only a matter of time before someone goes off in my presence, and then I’ll probably get so angry, that I’ll just be like:
“Oh really. Well I’m bi (gay?). So, are you saying that people like me shouldn’t be allowed to get married to the people they love? Are you? Hmmm...?”
And everyone will just be standing there with their jaws on the floor, all awkward and uncomfortable, and I will relish in that discomfort.
I’ll keep you posted if or when this happens.