“you should honestly just know when i want attention, and no i should NOT have to verbalize that”

Drarry Proposal Headcanon

i swear guys harry and draco’s proposal story would be the funniest but most adorable thing ever (and yeah it would’ve probably taken harry like 2 tries to get it right hahaha)

FIRST TRY: harry wouldve wanted to make it all elaborate and shit so he brings draco to france bc draco loves it there

and then they go to the eiffel tower, cliche but draco loves how romantic it is there (yes draco malfoy is a sentimental sap sue me)

while draco is busy admiring the view and stuff, harry is rehearsing his lines like “draco malfoy, for the past three years, you have not only managed to make my life more meaningful but you have also helped me become who i am today…”

when harry works up enough nerve, he gets down on one knee and hes about to make his heartfelt speech when draco gives him a fucking glare???

“for merlin’s sake, potter. tie your shoelaces faster, will you? whats got you thinking?”

harry opens his mouth to protest but realizes yeah his shoe laces are fucking untied wtf???

so anyway harry decides that maybe it isn’t time yet and he keeps the ring in his pocket for now

SECOND TRY: they’re lounging idly on the sofa, watching a disney movie on their tv but harry isn’t even watching the movie anymore

harry is studying draco’s face and he just has so much love for draco ok???? he notices every little detail, even the tiny freckles under draco’s eyes and the sharp gray color of his eyes and the fluttery blond eyelashes of his

so harry blurts out, “marry me.” and when draco doesn’t answer for a few seconds, harry thinks he’s fucked everything up

draco blinks quickly in shock and goes, “excuse me? i dont think i heard you right, potter—”

harry wants to take it back bc omg of course draco would say no stupid stupid so he says meekly, “i said carry me.”

and oh gosh harry’s heart breaks when draco’s face falls a little but harry knows draco is pretending not to feel sad

“you know perfectly well, potter that you are as heavy as a bloody elephant and even if i wanted to carry you, i would die under your weight.”

harry forces a laugh. “of course.”

“on the other hand,” draco continues softly, “if you had asked me to marry you… well, i would’ve been able to do that for sure.”

harry’s face lights up. “is that a yes?”

draco glares as if to say ‘are you stupid.’ “i could always take it back, potter.”

“NO! no! just no. i just—”

“you thought wrong. now propose like a proper man would and then kiss me.”

[slowly raises hand] yeah, so, does making out with the enemy count as “fraternizing” or

Could you imagine Voldemort’s face as Draco says this

classic harry

Kill Your Darlings (2013)

Legit best two reactions I’ve seen in my life

ACTUAL HARRY AND DRACO REACTIONS THOUGH.

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

HOLY MOTHER