The Locked Tomb Stole My Sanity

Say it, loser

reading nona the ninth and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the train know i don't agree with building cow walls

Confession:

I made a post on this very hell site, maybe a year ago or so, where I admitted my suspicion that the locked tomb is some kind of scifi horror goncharov given that every post about it seemed utterly buckwild but also totally disconnected from every other post about it id seen except for being the same genre of unsettling

Someone responded to that post with something along the lines of 'sorry, it's all real, even God's cow wall'

This response haunts me

I don't know what God's cow wall is. I have no context for God's cow wall. I've seen no other post about God's cow wall until this post today

I lose sleep contemplating the implications of God's cow wall

The only thing keeping me going is that this lack of context means I can convince myself that this is a wall *for* cows and not a wall *of* cows

I don't dare to actually read tlt and risk having my protection of ignorance ripped away from me

People keep telling me Cow Facts now and it's gone from interesting to alarming real fast

Why does everyone suddenly want to share that cows watch sunsets?!? What does it mean?!?

Harrow's necromantic power includes the ability to create underlighting whenever it's necessary.

Bonus:

omj just saw a beloved mutual go through the end of nona and remembered i never posted my jod cosplay

here he is! the bastard! the necroslut prime! #1 best worst dad!!

tried my best to embody the awkward "I'm just a guy, haha, i'm so normal" energy

Hay guys did we know that Rick Riordan read Gideon the ninth and put it at 5/5 stars?

late night doodles. if this is anything

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yeah she "pegged me", and by "pegged" haha well. let's just say...,sword through my chest

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it fucking sucks that getting impaled """kills you""" they should at least give you one freebie. i would look soooo sexy and boyish getting martyred on the spear

Gruel post incoming!

camilla “i need to start carrying around a microscope” hect. camilla “i didn’t have a measuring tape. i always carried measuring tape after that” hect. camilla “i had started keeping a pocket torch a few years back” hect

ITS A BAPTISM!

The child of God (Gideon) accepts the confession of sins from a devoted (Harrow) and then submerges her in water as a symbolic act of forgiveness.

I can’t believe that for most of Gideon the Ninth the griddlehark dynamic was pretty much a sexually charged version of them:



the saddest girl in the whole entire world

This is what Pyrrha looks like on her way to work every morning btw