last night my 5”5 butch gf was wearing a tight little black t shirt and i got carried away feeling their biceps and told them to see if they could pick me up and the moment i was lifted literally 1 cm off the ground my mind went blank and I forgot that I’m a very tall thick woman bc I felt so small and delicate in their arms and I tried to wrap my legs around their waist and severely injured their back in the process

I have to resume posting on here for my own health because I’ve once again become so obsessed with something that it’s all I can talk about and I need to have this blog as a outlet. anyway I told my gf all about this thing and they drew what they think the characters look like based on my descriptions. I’ll give 300 US dollars to whoever can guess what the thing is based on these drawings

my braless boyfriend who is a woman gave me kisses and said my face felt too hot so they went out to get me a ice cream cone. ninja wishes

im hyperfeminine in my heart but its hard to have long nails and makeup and dresses and heels on every day when its your job to roll around in the mud with packs of animals

imo “my intrusive thoughts won today” jokes are so much more harmful to people with OCD than “i’m such a neat freak, I’m so OCD!!!” jokes ever were

komaeda is a prep not a goth he just has problems

i love the way teens draw i love the “i just got a wacom tablet and now i can use any color in existence so everything is going to be neon” style with all the crazy highlights and textures and overlays its so epic

the monster on this season of stranger things is literally just a normal girl