Chim: Do you like my top?
Hen: I love it, it’s so colorful and bright but still elegant.
Eddie: What about mine?
Hen: Yes, Buck seems like a nice man.
Eddie, gasping and blushing: Henrietta!!
*Eddie Having brunch with Chim and Maddie*
Maddie: You're not gonna eat anything?
Eddie: A water is fine. I have plans after this and I don't wanna have any food before them.
Chim: I thought you were going to see Buck.
Eddie: Exactly. He'll have something prepared for me after we're done.
Maddie: Are you serious Eddie? Right in front of my salad?!
Eddie, avoiding eye contact: I didn't say anything.
*Tommy sitting alone at the bar while Buck is in the bathroom*
Bella: Hey, looking for company?
Tommy: Sorry, but you're not my type.
Bella: But I could be.
Tommy: Bet you couldn't.
Bella: What's your type?
Tommy: Blondes.
Bella: I am downstairs.
Tommy: Adrenaline junkie.
Bella: Check as well.
Tommy: Packing 8 inches.
Bella: Oh.
Chim: Did you and Tommy break up?
Buck: Why would you ask me that?
Chim, taking his phone: Then, pray tell, who is "my little princess" in your contacts?
Buck: That's none of your business, give me back my phone!
Chim: I know you're my brother-in-law now, but I need to know. *calling the number and putting it on speaker*
Buck: Please don't.
Tommy, answering: Babe, I know I'm late, I'm sorry. Getting prepped and ready for you took me longer than usual but now I'm good to go and ride-
Chim, screaming: Don't say anything else! *ends the call*
Buck, smirking: I tried to warn you. Have fun picturing what Tommy meant by "getting prepped and ready" for me.
*Bobby made a crab dish for dinner at the station* Buck: It’s absolutely awful how we eat crabs. Eddie: You don't like it? Buck: I do, I mean like, how would you feel if I ripped your legs open and ate out your insides? Ravi: ... Chim: ... Hen: ... Bobby: ... Eddie, blushing: It would probably feel amazing. Tommy: Trust me, it does.
Buck: You act real tough and confident until it's nap time, and you want to be the little spoon.
Tommy, mumbles: I'm tough.
Buck, holding him: Wanna be big spoon?
Tommy: No. I'm the pillow princess, I get to be the little spoon.
Chim: Is it true that Buck and Tommy are taking you to Paris?
Eddie: What? Who told you that?
Hen: Ravi overheard you talking on the phone.
Eddie: He got it wrong.
Ravi: You literally said you were excited to see them Eiffel Tower you.
Hen and Chim: ...
Eddie, blushing: That's not—
*Eddie in the station's gym, going too hard on the weights*
Buck: Are you training for something specific?
Eddie: No, I just have a lot of energy, suddenly.
Buck: Eddie, our shift starts at 9, and you've been here since 6, out with it.
Eddie: I haven't been able to perform.
Buck: Perform what?
Eddie: Sexually, I haven't been able to perform sexually, so I snuck out of my own house to avoid not having sex with my girlfriend.
Buck: So that's why you are doing all this? You're just pent-up.
Eddie: Yeah, I am, and I'm going insane.
Buck: Ask your girlfriend to help you out.
Eddie: I can't get it up since I found out she used to be a nun.
Buck: Oh, wow. I wish I could help. You know, because I'm an ally and all, but Tommy is the only one riding my firehose at the moment.
Eddie: Thanks for the offer anyway.
Hen: Explain to us again how your baby daddy—
Eddie: Buck is not my baby daddy!
Chim: And your almost sugar daddy—
Eddie: Tommy is not my sugar daddy!
Ravi: Started dating each other?
Eddie: I don't know.
Hen: It's ok Eddie, two tops dating means they have to take turns until they find a bottom, you still have a chance.
Eddie: I'm not a bot— You think?
Buck: I'm sorry for what happened at the basketball game. I didn't mean to hurt you.
Eddie: I know.
Buck: How can I make it better?
Eddie: It's fine, Buck, I forgive you.
Buck: I would do anything for you Eddie, just name it.
Eddie: Do... me?
Eddie: I need a top.
Hen: Buck is in the bunk rooms, but I can go get him for you.
Eddie, blushing: I meant for this food container.
Hen: Ok, bottom...
Eddie: Hen, please.
Hen: ...drawer.
Buck: Eddie and I are not only best friends.
Eddie: We are also friends with benefits.
Ravi: Wait, are you guys finally—
Hen: What are the benefits exactly?
Buck: Eddie looks pretty on the counter while I cook.
Eddie, smiling: Buck loves to stuff me full until I can barely walk.
Albert: That's not what that-
Buck: Eddie also loves riding me everywhere we go.
Chim: What?!
Eddie: What can I say? I finally get to live the passenger princess life I was born to have.
Chim: I hate every second of this conversation.
Hen: Are you guys saying what I think you're saying?
Buck: The fantastic sex is just an added bonus.
Eddie: I've never been happier to have a limp in my life.
Hen: Yes! I called it!
*Buck taking charge during a call*
Buck: We're a team, alright? Ride or die.
Eddie: I'd totally ride you.
Buck: What?
Ravi: He said that he'd totally ride you.
Eddie, seeing Buck wearing his coat: You look good in that.
Buck: You know where else I’d look good in?
Eddie, immediately: Inside me.
Buck, smiling: By your side.
Buck, grabbing Eddie's waist: But I like the way you think.
Buck: All right, there are seven days until the wedding, so we are officially transitioning from the "Month Of" clipboard to the… "Week Of" clipboard.
Eddie: My goodness. They're getting bigger.
Buck: You should see the honeymoon clipboard.
Eddie: Ooh. Is there a section for sex stuff?
Buck: Several. Ordered by physical exertion and time for you to rest so you can still walk around and enjoy daytime activities.
Eddie: I'm so in love with you.
Eddie: This doesn't mean I like men though.
Buck: Well, those 2 hand free orgasms you had while I was inside you might beg to differ.
Eddie, blushing: Those were platonic orgasms.
Buck: Well, let me know when you wanna get "platonic" again.
*Wine night with Linda and May*
Linda: What's the funniest thing your partner has said during sex?
Eddie: He slipped out of me and said "whoopsie daisy" in a husky voice and then slipped back in like nothing happened.
Linda: *cackling on the floor*
May: Eww Eddie, was that Buck? that's my kinda step brother you're talking about. I need way more wine to hear that.