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Eddie: What are your plans for tonight? Linda asked me to go for brunch tomorrow.
Buck: I'm not sure you'll sit very comfortably, so maybe we can just watch a movie and just chil-
Eddie, blushing: No, that's ok, I'll just plank on the chair or something.
*After Eddie's coming out party* Eddie: I'm just glad I didn't send any drunk texts last night. Buck: But you did? Eddie: What? No, I didn't. Buck: You sent me a text saying "if you ever want your dick sucked, I'd gladly volunteer" Eddie: Oh, that wasn't a drunk text.
