*Eddie in the station's gym, going too hard on the weights*
Buck: Are you training for something specific?
Eddie: No, I just have a lot of energy, suddenly.
Buck: Eddie, our shift starts at 9, and you've been here since 6, out with it.
Eddie: I haven't been able to perform.
Buck: Perform what?
Eddie: Sexually, I haven't been able to perform sexually, so I snuck out of my own house to avoid not having sex with my girlfriend.
Buck: So that's why you are doing all this? You're just pent-up.
Eddie: Yeah, I am, and I'm going insane.
Buck: Ask your girlfriend to help you out.
Eddie: I can't get it up since I found out she used to be a nun.
Buck: Oh, wow. I wish I could help. You know, because I'm an ally and all, but Tommy is the only one riding my firehose at the moment.
Eddie: Thanks for the offer anyway.