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Heard from the 118

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Incorrectly quoting firefighters from the 118 fire station
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*Eddie in the station's gym, going too hard on the weights*

Buck: Are you training for something specific?

Eddie: No, I just have a lot of energy, suddenly.

Buck: Eddie, our shift starts at 9, and you've been here since 6, out with it.

Eddie: I haven't been able to perform.

Buck: Perform what?

Eddie: Sexually, I haven't been able to perform sexually, so I snuck out of my own house to avoid not having sex with my girlfriend.

Buck: So that's why you are doing all this? You're just pent-up.

Eddie: Yeah, I am, and I'm going insane.

Buck: Ask your girlfriend to help you out.

Eddie: I can't get it up since I found out she used to be a nun.

Buck: Oh, wow. I wish I could help. You know, because I'm an ally and all, but Tommy is the only one riding my firehose at the moment.

Eddie: Thanks for the offer anyway.

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