Heard from the 118

*Wine night with Linda and May*

Linda: What's the funniest thing your partner has said during sex?

Eddie: He slipped out of me and said "whoopsie daisy" in a husky voice and then slipped back in like nothing happened.

Linda: *cackling on the floor*

May: Eww Eddie, was that Buck? that's my kinda step brother you're talking about. I need way more wine to hear that.

Eddie: Trust me Linda, his topping game was an 11 out of 10.

Eddie, blushing: He was the real reason why I had to miss work yesterday.

Linda: Then why did you give him an 8 and told him to try again?

Eddie: To keep him humble and make him work harder for that 10.

*Buck visiting dispatch for the 3rd time that week while Eddie is working there*

Maddie: Buck, what are you doing here?

Buck: Oh... I’m just visiting my good friend, Linda.

Maddie: Your “good friend” Linda? What’s her last name?

Buck: Linda...Dispatch?

Maddie, smirking: Say hi to Eddie for me Buck.

Eddie: What are your plans for tonight? Linda asked me to go for brunch tomorrow.

Buck: I'm not sure you'll sit very comfortably, so maybe we can just watch a movie and just chil-

Eddie, blushing: No, that's ok, I'll just plank on the chair or something.