Eddie: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Buck, he's perfect.
Buck: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.
Chim: That's not even toxic, that's just an ambitious task, and I will support you in this endeavor.
Buck: Cap, he's doing it again! Chim: I'm just having a little snack, that's all. Buck: You disgust me. Chim, eating a kitkat sideways: I realize this and don’t care.
Buck: What are you guys doing in the fridge?
Eddie: Hey babe, we’re making a cake.
Buck: I don't remember this step in the recipe Bobby wrote down.
Chim: The recipe said to chill in the fridge for 1 hour, and we have 15 minutes left to go, so close the door, please.
Chim: I need a hoe opinion.
Buck: My Buck 1.0 days are long over but go on.
Chim: I need help with a sexy costume, but I don't want it to be too obvious that it's a sexy costume.
Buck: Ok, go on.
Chim: I wanna go as post time skip Zoro from One Piece, thoughts?
Buck: Open dark-green coat closed on your waist with no shirt underneath that shows just enough skin without making it obvious that you wanted to show off your muscles? I'm impressed.
Buck: Hey, it's your turn to wash the dishes. Chim: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD. Buck: Cool, but before that, wash the dishes. Chim: Isn't it Eddie's turn? Buck: Nope. Also use soap this time? Chim: Fine.
Ravi, embarrassed: Sorry, but I didn't get the joke. Can you explain it to me?
Buck: Of course, man. Come with me.
Chim: I didn't get the joke either.
Buck: You have thumbs, right? Then you can Google it.
Chim: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty, sixty bucks?
Buck: Two thousand, four hundred and thirty seven dollars.
Chim: Dollars?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?
Buck: This is why you almost went to prison for tax evasion.
Chim: I didn't even know I owed you that much.
Buck: I rest my case.
Buck: You’re stupid.
Chim: That’s it? That's the best you can do?
Buck: Give it time. It’ll eat at you.
*Later that day*
Chim: Hey, am I stupid?
Hen: Yeah, a little.
Chim: Damn him.
Chim: Did you and Tommy break up?
Buck: Why would you ask me that?
Chim, taking his phone: Then, pray tell, who is "my little princess" in your contacts?
Buck: That's none of your business, give me back my phone!
Chim: I know you're my brother-in-law now, but I need to know. *calling the number and putting it on speaker*
Buck: Please don't.
Tommy, answering: Babe, I know I'm late, I'm sorry. Getting prepped and ready for you took me longer than usual but now I'm good to go and ride-
Chim, screaming: Don't say anything else! *ends the call*
Buck, smirking: I tried to warn you. Have fun picturing what Tommy meant by "getting prepped and ready" for me.
Chim: *struggling with a jar*
Buck: Here, allow me.
Buck: *Tightens it even more*
Chim: I'm on my last straw with you, Buckley.
Buck: Check your locker.
Chim: *opens his locker and finds it full of capri sun straws*
Buck: Suck it up.
Eddie: What are you doing?
Buck: Helping Chim look for his box of chocolate brownies that I ate an hour ago.
Chim: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Buck, with crumbs on his face: I would never do that.
Chim: Then what’s that white powder all over your face and clothes?
Buck: Cocaine.
Chim: I could kill you if I wanted to.
Buck: Yeah? So could a piece of bread.
Buck: So could a firetruck.
Buck: So could a lightning bolt.
Buck: You're not special.
Buck: I’m actually deeply in love with Eddie, we’ve been dating for a couple of months now, we even have pet names, he calls me daddy and I call him baby.
Chim, on the verge of tears: Why are you telling me this?
Buck, grinning: Because you can't keep a secret to save your life and when you finally break, no one will believe you.
Chimney: Eddie, I want you to know that I will always support you no matter what.
Eddie: Thank you, Chim.
Buck: What are you doing? Are you trying to hide another secret?
Eddie: I don't think Chim needs an ulterior motive to be nice.
Buck, staring at Chim: I don't buy it. Out with it, Han.
Chimney, shrugging: I'm just following the instructions Bobby left for me.
Buck and Eddie: What?
Chim: He asked me to do the dishes and one of the plates had "support the bottom" on it, so I'm being nicer than usual to Eddie.
Buck: I knew it!
Eddie, smiling: Thank you Chim, I support you as well.
Chim: Wait, how did you- did Maddie tell- what?
Buck: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Chim, sighing: Yes Buck, we're cowabunga.