Buck, holding Eddie's face tenderly and looking into his eyes: I WILL DEFY BIOLOGY AND GET YOU PREGNANT.
Eddie, blushing: Ah.
Eddie: Why didn't you invite me?
Buck: Because I know you. You don't want to float weightless in an airplane.
Eddie: What are you talking about? I love doing crazy stuff like that.
Buck: Eddie, you got sick from the teacup ride at Disneyland.
Eddie: Lots of people do.
Buck: We were still in line.
*Athena getting home and seeing the 118 with bobby*
Athena: Hello, people who do not live here.
Chim: Hello.
Eddie: Hi.
Buck: Hey.
Hen: Hi Athena.
Bobby: Hi baby. Guys, I gave you a key for emergencies only.
Buck: We needed advice.
Buck: I lost my boyfriend, have you seen him? Stranger: What does he look like? Buck: Like a sad pou with a mustache.
Chim: Eddie, why are you carrying Buck's firehose? He can do that himself.
Eddie, blushing: Because it looked very heavy, and I wanted to give him a hand, or two in this case.
Buck: You want to settle this under the mistletoe, bro?
Eddie: Only if we rough house under it first.
Buck: Let's mistleGO then.
Eddie: Why is the tent so quiet? Is everybody talking about me now?
Ravi: Nobody is talking about you.
Eddie: Sure. Eddie walks into a tent and everybody just happens to stop talking at the same damn time? You are gaslighting me just like my son!
Buck: Eddie, I think you're being paranoid.
Eddie: I'm not paranoid! I put a recording device in Christopher’s room.
Buck: You planted a bug in Chris’ room?
Eddie: I do what I have to do. He said I look like a giant triangle!
Ravi: Is that an insult?
Eddie: I don't know! But he was laughing like it was, and it hurt just the same! Don't have kids!
Eddie: *sneezes*
Buck: Godzilla.
Eddie: Thank you.
Eddie: ...
Eddie: Wait, did you just say-
Buck: It’s non-denominational.
Eddie, sick as a dog but won’t admit it: So, what do you wanna do? Let’s do something crazy!
Buck: I know. Let’s rest and drink lots of fluids.
Eddie: Okay, I’ll rest. But if I’m going to bed… then you’re coming with me *sniffles loudly*
Buck: That would be impossible to resist if you weren’t all… drippy here *points to his nose*
Eddie, with a stuffy nose voice: Are you saying that you don’t wanna get with this?
Buck: Yeah, I don’t think you should say that even when you’re healthy.
Bobby: Evan Alexander Buckley! Did you lie on your psych evaluation?
Eddie: Ooh you got full named.
Hen: You better run.
Buck: I want a trial by combat.
Bobby: This isn't Game of Thrones.
Buck: Ravi, be my champion.
Ravi: I'll make you proud sir.
*Hen doing a crossword puzzle*
Hen: Something you might hurt yourself riding. 4 letters.
Eddie: Buck.
Hen: What was that?
Eddie, sweating: A bull! You know, like a mechanical bull or a real one, I guess.
Hen, trying not to laugh: It fits. Thank you "bull rider" Diaz.
*Buck approaching them*
Chim, grinning: Here comes your ride, Eddie. Try not to hurt yourself.
*Eddie thinking they are roleplaying*
Buck: Hey babe, the team wanted to say hello, you are on speaker though so you better behave.
Eddie: What if I don't wanna behave? Are you gonna spank me? Bring out the spreader bar? Cuff me to the bed again?
The whole 118 and Buck: *complete silence*
Eddie: Hello? Buck, are you still bringing the clipboard? Buck?
Buck: *hangs up*
*Buck and Eddie telling the firefam how they got together*
Hen: C'mon tell us everything.
Buck: Ok, so a couple of weeks after I woke up from the coma, I sent Eddie the most romantic message ever, wooing him completely, and after that we kissed and-
Eddie: Would you stop lying? That's the pg version we told Christopher. What really happened was that this airhead, texted me "send hole" while he was recovering.
Chim, laughing: You are disgusting Buck.
Buck: In my defense, I was high on painkillers. I meant to text "send hope" but Eddie actually ended up sending both.
Eddie: So, I went to his place, we talked, we kissed, waited a couple of days to talk to Chris and then started officially dating after Buck was done recovering.
Chimney: Eddie, I want you to know that I will always support you no matter what.
Eddie: Thank you, Chim.
Buck: What are you doing? Are you trying to hide another secret?
Eddie: I don't think Chim needs an ulterior motive to be nice.
Buck, staring at Chim: I don't buy it. Out with it, Han.
Chimney, shrugging: I'm just following the instructions Bobby left for me.
Buck and Eddie: What?
Chim: He asked me to do the dishes and one of the plates had "support the bottom" on it, so I'm being nicer than usual to Eddie.
Buck: I knew it!
Eddie, smiling: Thank you Chim, I support you as well.
Chim: Wait, how did you- did Maddie tell- what?
Bobby: Hey kid, I downloaded this app called Grindr on my phone. We'll find you a date. Together.
Buck: Pops, why did you do that?
Bobby: I wanna see you happy, let me help. I already have a match.
Bobby: This nice man said he wants us to rearrange his guts, so I said yes. He also sent an Eiffel Tower emoji, but I don't get what he means by that.
Buck: Wait, what do you mean us!?
Bobby: Oh, I put a picture of the both of us.
Buck: Bobby, that is-
Bobby: It's ok, it means he wants us to cook for him. We've done that before, it'll be fine.
Eddie: Why would you guys assume that I was gay? You only know now because I’m dating Buck.
Hen & Chim: *laughing hysterically*
Eddie: Okay, are you guys done? Most people that meet me do not know that I am gay.
Hen: Eddie, blind and deaf people know you're gay.
Chim: During your 1st day you kept trying to get Buck's attention by doing the most to the punching bag, then by "helping him" with his thirst traps and then by antagonizing him. It was obvious what you wanted Buck to do to you.
Eddie, blushing: That's not what I was- Cap, you're the impartial party I can always count on, did you think I was gay when you met me?
Bobby, without looking up: I assumed at least bi.
*Buck letting his beard grow and stops shaving his body for a while*
Chim: What's with the lumberjack look?
Buck: I'm trying to test a hypothesis.
Chim: By not shaving?
Buck: Well, scientists have said there’s no way of knowing what would happen, if a bear successfully bred an otter *looks at Eddie* but that’s not gonna stop me from trying to find out.