7-andahalf-rats reblogged
Anonymous asked:
AM be honest, do you kiss Ted in your free time
⚡ anon
Occasionally I brush a wire across his lips as he sleeps. A human. A lifeform lower than an amoeba. And yet, the perfect man. A treasure beyond the comprehension of the women who spurned his hackneyed pickup lines. Well he's mine now. Preserved perfectly in my belly.
Sleep tight, sweet prince.
