mouthporn.net
#the fox got an idea – @5am-the-foxing-hour on Tumblr
Avatar

-Sympathetic Deceit Overlord-

@5am-the-foxing-hour / 5am-the-foxing-hour.tumblr.com

Main blog: @Zhe-Lazy-Fox | 26 | Foxy | AroAceAgender | Any Pronoun | Swedish | Sanders Sides | Shitposts | Art | Writing | Edits | Reblogs | ALL THE PLATONIC LOVE! | No fandom discourse if i can help it | I love the noodle and the trash rat. |
Avatar

Struck by the thought of like collage roommates Janus and Logan, both being so stressed over finals that they have 0 thoughts to get any x-mas decorations going. The most they say when asked by the others about it is “I/we will deal with it when I/we get time.” 

Only they never get time to do it, they barely remembered to actually buy/make the presents for the others.

So the moment finals are over Logan and Janus are pretty much brain dead at this point from all the all-nighters and stress and the AMOUNT of coffee/wine consumed to not go crazy. 

The others take matters into their own hands and pretty much “break” in to their dorm/apartment, bringing everything from an freshly bought x-mas tree, ornaments, lights, food and snacks and helps them decorate, while also making sure they get proper food and when everything is done, actually goes to sleep at an reasonable time.

Avatar

I went to sleep yesterday and was struck by the fic idea of Janus (5 years older than Virgil) and Virgil being brothers and their parents are... let’s just say they are all kinds of bad, toxic and abusive.

Janus being the oldest thought it was pretty normal, until the one and only teacher he liked at school (Logan) scheduled a counsellor (Emile) appointment for him without Janus’s parent’s knowing. 

After Janus realised how NOT normal his life was, he started to note every thing his parents did, and starts to make an “escape plan” for him and his brother which is to take place the moment he turns 18, all he needs it to get his parents to sign over all legal rights of Virgil over to himself, and keep every receipt and text and documents everything If their parents would ever try to get Virgil back and go to court over it.

Anyway, the thought was pretty much that before Janus turns 15 Logan moves away to another state far away for a better paying job. Janus keeps his contact on his phone as a backup.

When Janus turns 18 and their parents are either away/asleep or too high/drunk to function. he packs his and Virgil’s backpacks with everything they don’t want to leave behind (even if they didn’t have much) and get in the car he “bough” for himself from the money he earned at his part time job.

And in the middle of the night they leave. Janus driving and Virgil in the passenger seat.

Janus acts all cool and collected, like he knows what he is doing and has a plan, but the moment Virgil is asleep Janus let’s the mask down and he is stressed beyond comprehension, anxious enough to feel sick and unsure where to go, because his plan only had “get away” and no real destination as that might bring his parents unwanted attention. and with it questions.

So in a bit of a panic Janus calls the only person he can think off, which is Logan. Logan answers just when Janus is sure he is getting to voice mail. Sounding extremely exhausted and tired as he was woken up.

Janus tries to keep things on the down low, but Logan demands more information and Janus just tells him everything, all from the plans he had and that now that it’s in action... he has no idea where to go. And Virgil is counting on him and he is not going back.

Logan is calm and helps Janus from panicking too much. And in the end it is decided the two should come and stay with him as a temporary solution. As he has some work friends (the other sides) he can talk with who might know more and better alternatives.

Avatar

I haven't gotten 1 but 2 new story ideas for sanders sides and i have no idea what to do with them!

1st: is a soulmate reincarnation thing with magic au where the soulmate knows your true name. Janus somehow got cursed by the Dragon witch to forget his connection to the others and they forgot him but he is the one who ends up bringing them all together in every life anyway. Only the one life that the story takes place in, Logan remembers him and once he says his name the others get's flashes of past lives as well. Janus tho, has been slowly attacked and broken down by the curse that it is likely his soul won't stay strong enough for a new turn. The others in a frenzied panic bring him to Thomas (who also is a witch) after he collapses and Thomas works on how to break the curse before it's too late, and during this time the others regain their lost memories and Janus regain his memories of the connection.

2nd: is based on the thought that the Orange side is the "see no evil" similarly to how Janus is the "speak no evil", and thus, Orange can make a side blind or make them only see what he wants them to see. He has kinda possessed Logan and Janus finds it out about it and is not happy, telling the orange side to let Logan go, only to end up over his head when Orange reveals he is stronger and that he won't let Janus get in the way of his plan, and thus, during the fight, making Janus blind. Since Janus was very observant and relied on how to phrase his words from how the others behaved/looked. Thus some internal clashing where the light sides tries to figure out how to get Logan back from Orange, as well as Roman, Virgil and Janus coming to a somewhat understanding during the time.

Avatar

My brain threw another au idea at me >:I

So, we all know that anime/fantasy trope of a character who get’s teleported from the “real” world into the magical fantasy world.

Thomas ends up getting teleported into the magical world, where he ends up being given/sold to the princes (Roman and Remus) as a gift since the princes get’s the best and most exotic of things, and what is not more exotic than a round eared human!

Remus is the oldest, but Roman is the heir to the throne. Neither of the twins are at all that interested in the human, but since he’s a living person that you can’t exactly put in the zoo with the exotic animals they’ve been given through the years. So instead, Thomas is given an assigned body guard to both keep in safe and out of trouble and not break the rules. 

The duty as this body guard, befalls Janus, who rather do anything else. But he will grind his teeth and bear it. What’s the worst that could happen? He will get bored to death? Only one, 1 problem.

Why the fuck did he starts to get feelings for Thomas?! When no one else even interested him apart from a muted approval?!

Doesn’t help his case when Thomas has a knack for getting into trouble and bad situations. Janus’s gonna join Remus in the grey hair department before he’s in his 40 at this point.

Virgil, Patton and Logan are in there somewhere, i have no idea what they do.

Avatar

Was suddenly struck by a enemies to lovers soulmate au idea XD

Like imagine with me.

Janus and any other light side working at the same place/going to the same college, there is a rivalry, they never see eye to eye. You don’t know who your soulmate is until all connected to the string are over the age of 25. 

Their coworkers/classmates are gossiping amongst themselves that there is no way the two are soulmates, it wouldn’t work, they hate each other. 

Only the moment the mark of age has passed, they both go “Oh FUCK NO!”

Cue drama as they, due to being soulmates ends up being put into teams despite their hate for each other.

Only... as they are “forced” to work in closer quarters they see sides of the other they never knew about, and suddenly the fool is less annoying to be around, there is less arguments and less fights, they come to compromises more often than not.

And then we have the fated

Oh Oh

And then panic over the fact that they now actually have romantic feelings for the other and how would they even bring up the subject?! Sure they’re soulmates, but they agreed to keep it to friendship. AND NOW THAT’S ON THE LINE!

Avatar

Okay so there was this one song on the radio (i forgot which one) but my brain threw Janus singing it while the bar/nightclub/whatever before a fight broke out, and Side was there since Janus was their asset of information on something, and Side is fully set on having to protect Janus from the thugs, only for Janus to pull out a weapon from somewhere and just go out guns blazing with Side following behind like a confused puppy.

Avatar

...

I got a new story idea.. and as always, it got some darker themes....

It’s Roceit. Roman and Remus are princes spoiled and “protected” to different degrees, Roman to the point where he have no idea how the world outside of the big grand castle works, Remus have a better idea, since he sneaked out for freedom, but he too have an bad idea on how the world works.

Deceit is given to Roman, to be his personal consort. The two of them don’t get along at all. Roman doesn’t get why he would need a consort, and Deceit won’t let Roman touch him.

Deceit get along better with Remus, and they get a good friendship going.

The other sides are working at the castle too. Logan is an tired advisory who is used to the king cutting him off if he brings up the consequences on actions made by the corrupt nobility. Patton is an apprentice under the Pharmacist, and Virgil is a knight in training addressed to Remus.

Deceit wants to learn how to fight, but everyone just tells him he doesn’t need to, all he has to do is stand and look pretty, aka, most people look down on him due to the position he was thrown into and he hates it. Remus is the only one who actually agreed to help him learn how to fight.

But slowly the others changes their perspective at the same time that Roman and Deceit start to get along somewhat better, they now at least talk to each other for more than 20 seconds.

Plot happens which forces them all on the run. Despite Remus and Roman not being all that close they end up joining forces, and the two princes, along with Deceit, Logan, Patton and Virgil have to work together to avoid plot and figure out how to fix plot.

And the twins learn the truth of the world, and Logan finds that the two actually wants to know everything he can teach them about it.

Avatar

I was hit with a Pirate AU Idea.

Deceit is a merman, but he has no memories of a life under water, all he knows is life on land, but he always felt a pull to the ocean.

he becomes a sailor, ship got overtaken by pirates he was kept alive with some other crew members, the pirate ship is taken by another ban of Pirates, the notorious twins. Aka Remus and Roman. Born from a noble family but felt to stifled in that kind of life so they both ran. Logan is the ships navigator, Virgil is the one who keeps the crew in check when Remus or Roman are away. Patton is the “pirate mom” he’s the ships doctor and part time chef.

They don’t trust Deceit at first, because new won recruits tend to try and start a mutiny now and again.

But that’s just background, the thought i was hit with was that for some reason the ships is broken, either by a storm or during a fight and Deceit and the others ends up in the water, he never learned how to swim. He blacks out. His body shifts to merform and he can breathe

Time seems to slow and the world is blurry, but he doesn’t feel dead, he watches the others struggle to get to the surface. He helps. Getting them to a broken piece of debris and starts to swim towards the closest piece of land which is an deserted island.

Deceit comes too later with no recollection on to how he got to the island, now back as human, nor why the others are staring at him like that. They tell him but he doesn’t believe them at first.

Avatar

*walks in* delivery. *tuns box upside down and dumps new idea onto the floor*

Someone (maybe the dragon witch or an unknown side) kidnaps Roman, Logan, Virgil and Deceit, leaving Patton alone in the “light side” and forces him to have to team up with Remus (who for some reason was left as well) in order to get the other sides back.

Through out the journey to save the others Patton slowly get’s to know Remus better, and in turn see that he is not as scary or bad as he first thought he was. Remus doesn’t think much off it, but he is whining about not being taken, because kidnapping is, in his opinion, fun. They get closer and to Patton’s surprise, they actually get along really well with all things considered. Remus helps him loosen up and not be as strict, while Patton tries to help Remus figure out what thoughts are more okay to act on than others, even if Deceit had already taught him that to some degree.

Maybe the feelings grow and we got some pinning, or just a crush, or idk a full on relationship in buildup.

Remus has a run in with the kidnapper who just smirks and starts to talk, feeding doubts into Remus’s head and heart, about how Patton doesn’t care, and is just using Remus to get the others back, and once that deed is finished and they are saved, he will leave and things will go back to how they were before. Remus tries to argue, but the seed of doubt is growing quickly and in the end he isn’t sure who to trust, and Deceit isn’t there to tell him if there is lies or not.

tension, plot, angst, comfort?

*shakes the box* that’s all i had. *leaves*

Avatar

did i get a new idea again? yes

Should i be editing my essay? Yes.

Do i need to write down the idea before i can do so. Yes.

so here we are:

For some reason Deceit and Remus get’s thrown out from Thomas mind into the real world.

Thomas is still functioning as if nothing happened, but he get’s the sense that something is missing, but he can’t figure out why.

they all have a bit of memory troubles at first, but it is Thomas shouting for Remus to stop it when he get one really intrusive thought, or hisses at the idea of a terrible lie, and it is light a light goes off in his head as every side and Thomas realises that the resident snake and chaos side are gone.

It is months later before Thomas accidentally runs into Deceit, and he is nothing alike how he was before, he is dressed in less dramatic clothing, a old worn looking beanie and makeup concealing his scales. Thomas blurts out his name and Deceit panics, because he has no idea who this person who just ran into him is, why he looks like him, so he runs. Thomas cries out his name again and give chase. Fuelled by Virgil’s panic that if Deceit get’s away they won’t see him again.

Thomas manages to corner Deceit in a dead end, and is trying to get the panicking side to calm down, but not succeeding. Remus comes crashing down from above the roofs, snarling at them and getting protectively in front of Deceit, hair wilder, eye shadow smeared around his eyes and on his cheeks like war paint. and Dressed in a leather jacket and a somewhat torn Pink Floyd t-shirt.

Before Thomas can do anything but yelp, Roman appears between them. Deceit flinches and hides behind a box when a Person suddenly appears out of nowhere! Remus just growls and tries to make himself seem bigger.

Fight? no fight?

Somehow they manages to get Deceit and Remus back to Thomas’s apartment. Thomas is pacing back and forth in thought, Logan asking the two lost sides questions, Roman looks lost and torn, Virgil watches silently from the stairs, grabbing the banister in a white knuckled grip from worry. Patton is making sure Deceit and Remus eat something, because despite not being real, they still need to eat. and he manages to make Deceit remove the make up that was irritating his scales from how much he put on and for so long.

If they manages to remember or not i don’t know, depends on if you want it end with angst or not >:3c

Avatar

story idea that i most likely won’t write:

Roman and Remus are princes of a beloved kingdom, Roman is the crown prince and next in line to the throne. but despite this the two princes still has a good relation with each other and if you find or see one of them, the other is not that far away.

Everything was amazing, but then an old crone came to the castle, she charms the king and queen to let her stay, and also starts to observe the princes.

It is a stormy day when the old crone’s plan goes off. She has controlled Remus to do her bidding and manipulated the King and Queen to take a one way trip with their carriage. (a landslide next to the roaring river claims their lives).

With this she forces Remus to fight his brother to claim the throne, Roman manages to escape by a hair by jumping into the same river, only to get knocked out, he wakes up few days later in a cabin near the border.

Meanwhile the old crone is pup-petering Remus, using him as her way to get the power she wants. Remus is stuck inside his head, unable to do anything, and can only watch as the old crone’s greed is destroying the kingdom.

Roman, unaware of his brothers peril thinks Remus betrayed him, and when he learns of his parents passing he is steadfast to get back to the castle and reclaim the throne as the rightful heir. He get’s help from the others who in some way were unable to stay with the way things were.

Roman is angry at Remus betrayal, Remus can do nothing but wait for his brother, or anyone to come and either kill him or save him form this torment.

Avatar

Did i get a new au in my head... yes. yes i did. Dragon Deceit!

Okay so in this au of sort, dragon riding is a thing, the training of dragons aren't very ethical, but no one knows just how horrible it is. 

Deceit never liked the way the dragons were treated, and spoke out against it, he even released several of them only to get caught by the lord who owned the training centre who’s dragons he released.

Deceit is not afraid of death, but the lord just smirks and tells him he got a worse punishment in plan, and tells the witch he knows to turn Deceit into a dragon and throw him amongst the others. Most dragons are brown or green or sandy coloured, earthy colours. But Deceit is bright yellow, making him stand out.

He struggles to get used to his much bigger form and tries his best to fight back. Only to get tired out after weeks of little food and water. He starts to loose grasp of his humanity to his anger and pain, but he still understand the human language, unlike the other dragons, so he makes sure to slap anyone who speaks badly about him with his tail whenever he can and they're within reach.

Avatar

you guys know those copper statues that are green or black oxidised except for the part many touch?

Well i was struck with an idea, could be an au idk.

There was a prince (Janus), who was loved by the whole small kingdom. But a witch came and cursed the prince, no one thought the curse was real, because nothing happened at first, until one day the prince just fell over and never rose again on the same day as the curse a year later.

A statue had been build in memory of the prince’s 30th birthday, and the queen was found near it, always stroking the cheek and face of he lost child. What no one but the witch knew was that the prince’s soul had been trapped in it. he tried to console his mother, but his form was incorporeal and no one could see him, and the statue was solid, so he could not make it move even if he decided to possess it.

centuries later, the prince is still trapped in the statue. the cheek on it is still shining while the rest of it is green/black from the copper’s reaction to the air and rain over time. there is a myth that touching the cheek will bring good luck. The prince finds it stupid, but he has seen the world evolve around him. has had the statue moved as well.

It’s not until he feels eyes on him that he looks up to find a person staring at him, and not the statue, and he can feel magic coming from them. They’re a group of 6 people (the other sides and Thomas) and it is clear that two are related, all of them has some form of magic.

Cue the others trying to help break the curse. Instead they cause the statue to be movable. The Prince is not complaining, he can now touch things. But now the others have to figure out how the break the curse, while also hiding the statue from the police and public. in this small town.

shenanigans ensues. and This is the most fun the Prince has had in YEARS. sure he still misses food, but he can just dive into one of the others to get a taste, even if they are left shivering for a few hours afterwards. 

Avatar

Okay, so i started on this before seeing steven universe... but I’m posting it now after I’ve finished it so it’s a gem Au of sorts.

All the diamonds are alive and Pink diamond is still on Homeworld, she managed to keep the earth alive, but stopped all colonisation of the planet (all the buildings and wrap pads are still there and functional) and instead turned to the other planets in the solar system, making sure they were barren before she started to colonise them.

Remus: Prehnite, back of left hand. Roman: Bixbite (Red Beryl),  back of right hand. Remus & Roman Platonic FusionBloodstone, back of both hands. Patton: Ajoite, middle of Chest.  LoganKyanite, Forehead. Virgil: Atlantisite, lower back. Janus: Half Human half yellow Chrysoberyl Cat’s Eye, Left Eye. Thomas: Human.

Height chart shortest to tallest: Remus and Roman are the same height, Patton, Virgil and Janus, Thomas, Logan.

Homeworld Ranking order lowest to highest: Thomas (since he’s a human), Virgil (for being off colour), Remus, Patton, Logan, Janus, Roman.

More info under the cut.

Avatar

I... kinda wanna make an Podcast au. Where all the sides and Thomas has a podcast. but it’s a human au and all of them share the last name Sanders, only the twins are actually related to each other.

It’s called The Sanders Take and they all have different topics of the day but mostly it’s just shenanigans and crazies, and each part go on for about 2 hours an episode.

Thomas’s friends help in the background with tech and sound, but mostly it’s just the sides and Thomas.

Logan is the oldest by one month Virgil is the youngest by two months.

Deceit is shortest (by 5 centimeters) and Logan and Remus fight the top as the tallest. (they’re the same height).

Avatar

Okay but single dad Logan who was together with Patton and had Roman and Remus together, only for them to break up and Logan was fully prepared to take both twins, only for Patton to take Roman, leaving Logan with Remus. neither of the twins handled that very well. (Later on Patton adopts Virgil who’s younger than Roman and Remus.)

Later on Logan ends up adopting a mid teens Deceit, after he found him on the streets, having been kicked out for being gay.

It’s a rocky start. But Logan is going to make it work.

Deceit runs off a few times after arguments and Logan tries his best to tell Remus that he will come back.

Logan tries several different approaches, before he manages to get Deceit to trust him.

idk i just craved papa Logan of the two chaotic bois

Avatar

On my way to work, i got the thought of what would happen if Remus and Roman ended up getting fused, either by complete accident or something similar.

The fusion has a weird mix of both their voices and it’s own, and is taller and bigger than the other sides.

Patton was gaping, Virgil fainted, Logan dropped his glasses and stared, Deceit looked like he was ready for the worst as he held Virgil on his feet.

The fusion wasn’t stable long since the two got a bit of a personal crisis which made them defuse.

Roman got a killer headache afterwards, Remus on the other hand didn’t want to move with fear of throwing up more than he already did at the defusion.

Deceit took care of Remus, helping him over to the couch, where Roman was already bemoaning his very existence and kind of asked Remus if he could behead him, so he would be free the headache. Remus declined, he did not want to empty his already empty stomach any more by moving.

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net