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-Sympathetic Deceit Overlord-

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Thomas *in leaning against the counter between the kitchen and living room*: Your sides… are animals…
Logan [now a grey tabby cat]: *Hissing and batting at Roman’s nose who is now a big puppy*
Roman [now a big border collie puppy]: *tries to get Logan to play with him*
Janus [now a yellow corn snake]: *Coiled into a ball on the coffee table being his own blanket*
Patton [now a small European tree frog]: *clinging to the banister making worried frog noises*
Virgil [now a purple jumping spider]: *hiding under the TV*
Remus [now an green octopus]: *having been yeeted into the sink that’s full with water. Happily splashing his tentacles to make the water ripple*
Thomas *sinking to the floor*: How did this happen???
Roman: *trots over and sniffs and licks at Thomas’s face tail wagging happily*
Logan: *stops hissing and unhappily turns himself into a cat loaf, still annoyed*

I had to make a quick sketch of this

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Patton: *SCREAMS*
Roman *rushing into the room sword drawn*: What is your peril my dear Patton!?
Patton *on top of a chair*: SPIDER! *points to the spider on the floor*
Roman *drops his sword *screams and joins Patton on the chair*: REMUS!
Remus: Hm? you called?
Roman: Kill the foul eight legged beast!
Patton: *sobbing from fear as he clings to Roman for protection*
Remus: *tilts his head like a confused puppy*
Patton: Could you get the spider? please?
Remus: Oh! Sire! *walks over and picks it up in his hands* Oh, can I eat it?
Patton and Roman: … sure… Just get rid of it!
Remus: Yay!

But what if that’s virgil’s pet spider?

He probably knows what they look like, and if it ended up being one he would only go to Virgil’s room and spit it out and do some creativity magic to bring it back to life.

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Patton: *SCREAMS*
Roman *rushing into the room sword drawn*: What is your peril my dear Patton!?
Patton *on top of a chair*: SPIDER! *points to the spider on the floor*
Roman *drops his sword *screams and joins Patton on the chair*: REMUS!
Remus: Hm? you called?
Roman: Kill the foul eight legged beast!
Patton: *sobbing from fear as he clings to Roman for protection*
Remus: *tilts his head like a confused puppy*
Patton: Could you get the spider? please?
Remus: Oh! Sire! *walks over and picks it up in his hands* Oh, can I eat it?
Patton and Roman: ... sure... Just get rid of it!
Remus: Yay!
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I need a fic or comic of Deceit and Virgil looking for House (Virgil’s pet spider) since she? somehow escaped out from his room, and they both know Roman and Patton are scared of spiders, to different degrees.

hilarity and chaos ensues as they have to try and keep their own panic down low to not seem suspicious, while making sure they find the spider, before the spider finds Patton or Roman.

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I really liked drawing Patton with butterflies yesterday, so I decided to draw Virgil with a spider : ) It was quite difficult to get the proportions and expression to look right, but I feel like I at least somewhat succeeded, haha. I might draw the other sides with different insects as well, just not quite sure which insects yet.

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