Anonymous asked:
Morey was like I'M NOT GRUMPY I DON'T NEED A NAP IM FINE... Zigor sighs and was like ok someone needs a nap before he starts throwing things
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Janus *wet bangs covering his face, water dripping from his hair and clothes*: ...
Remus: Let me help you! *happily brushes Janus's wet bangs out of his eyes*
Janus: *glares at him clearly pissed off*
Remus: ... *brushes the hair back over Janus eyes before booking it*
Janus: GET BACK HERE YOU HEATHEN!
Janus *wet bangs covering his face, water dripping from his hair and clothes*: ...
Remus: Let me help you! *happily brushes Janus's wet bangs out of his eyes*
Janus: *glares at him clearly pissed off*
Remus: ... *brushes the hair back over Janus eyes before booking it*
Janus: GET BACK HERE YOU HEATHEN!
Remus: I hate armour, have I told you how much I hate armour?
Roman: Yeah you never wear any.
Remus: No, I don't like it, it's bad.
Roman: Remie I-
Remus: ...
Remus: Did you just call me Remie?
Roman: I didn't-
Remus: You just fucking called me Remie!
Roman: I DID NOT CALL YOU REMIE!-
Remus: You just called me Remie!
Roman: HEY DICKHEAD!
Remus: Are you embarrassed?
Roman: I DID NOT CALL YOU REMIE!
Remus: Are you embarrassed that you called me Remie?
Roman: AH FUCK YOU! I DID NOT CALL YOU REMIE!
Remus *older twin cooing noises*: Aaaaaaw you called me Remie~
Roman: *growling*
Remus *ruffling Roman's hair*: You can call me Remie, Roman. You don't have to be embarrassed.
Roman *grumbling*: I hate you so much.
Remus *sneaking up on Patton*: SURPRISE! *Kisses him on the cheek*
Patton: *surprised squeak*
- - -
Remus *sneaks up behind Logan who is reading, bending over him to kiss him on the forehead*: Surprise~
Logan *blinks at Remus while his face turns bluer from the blush*: A- I- You-
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Remus *throwing himself on top Virgil who's on his phone on the couch headphones on*: SURPRISE! *kisses him on the nose*
Virgil: *loud started hissing and flailing of limbs*
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Remus *waltz over to Roman who is in the zone on a project*: Surprise! *licks his hand*
Roman: *Screeches as he conjures his sword and chases after Remus who is cackling*
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Remus *appearing behind Thomas*: SURPRISE! *hugs him and kisses him on the neck*
Thomas *startled noise*: Gyah! Tha-that thihickles! *snickers*
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Remus *yeets himself into the dark side living room*: [REDAKTED] Where are you?~
Orange side *in hiding*: Nope!
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Remus: *pouting as he walks up to Janus hugging him*
Janus *unbothered*: Oh? What's wrong my dear?
Remus: Orange won't accept my love :c
Janus: You can make him a present?
Remus *perks up instantly*: I love you! *kisses Janus on the lips* Thanks snakey! *runs off*
Janus *chuckles*: Have fun~
Me when watching V for Vendetta: Don’t think of Janus as V Don’t make an au where Janus is V don’t for the LOVE OF CHAOS MAKE AN AU WHERE JANUS IS V!
Also me: But hat, gloves and ideals!
ROMAN DON’T SHAVE YOURSELF WITH YOUR SWORD! AAAH!
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It's him! He's finally here :')
THE SNAKE!
HE’S HERE!
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show right now fuckig immediately
ITS MR SCHRUNCHIE NOSE!!!!!!!
THE MAN! THE RAT! THE LEGEND!
THE RAT MAN HAS RETURNED! IN A COZY X-MAS SWEATER! SCARF! AND HAT!
*happily vibrating while waiting for the noodle*
Thomas *bundled up in several blankets*: Why are you doing this?!
Janus: What? I'm making sure you're practising self care! It's not like I love you or anything!
Thomas: You love me?
Janus *spluttering while blushing bright yellow*: N-NO! IDIOT! WHAT POSSIBLY GAVE YOU THAT IDEA! YOU MORON!
Thomas *to himself*: He's like an open book once you learn to read him.
Janus *waving his hands around still blushing*: Idiot~ You utter fool~
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Janus: I am so evil, my soul is darker than the night, I am so, so scary-
Patton: You're holding a stuffed snake...
Janus: ITS A GIFT FROM REMUS!
Janus: They'll never know you're just a bagel.
Patton & Roman: BAGELS?!
Janus: What????
Anonymous asked:
Janus but on Christmas his clothes turn from black and yellow to red and green. He steals the twins's colors for himself, that smug thief noodle.
XD
Colourblind noodle: I am a brown branch.
Virgil *shielding his eyes*: YOU’RE A CURSE TOO MY EYES! WHY ARE YOU WARING RED AND GREEN!?
I don’t know what to say so have some Janus photos! :3
THE PERFECTEST SNAKE OF THEM AAAALL!
Logan: I would like you to partake in a test Janus, tell me who is who of us.
Janus *looks at the sides and Thomas*: Hi Patton, Hi Logan, Hi Remus. The blue patches are Virgil, the brown sash is Roman-
Roman: BROWN!?
Janus: The flowers are Thomas.
Logan: Okay so you clearly see Greens and Blues, but Reds are a no?
Janus: Red doesn't exist.
Roman: YES IT DOES!
Remus: *ranting at the bread he's trying to make in latin*
Roman: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SUMMON THE DEVIL?!
Logan: Roman, that's latin...
Roman: Yah?! Your point it?! All summons are in latin!
Remus *smirks* *in Latin*: Hey idiot, don't hate on the dead language~
Roman: HE'S CURSING ME!
Janus *who understands latin*: *cackles*