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Patton: What do you want to do today, Remus? Remus: Murder! Janus: No. Patton: How about something else..? Remus: ... Remus: VIOLENCE! Patton: That's the same thing! Remus: No it's not, Murder always ends in death. But Violence has endless possibilities!

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Fey Remus: Guess what I'm about to get! Werewolf Janus: On my nerves.

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Werewolf Janus: Given the circumstances... I will let you hug me for four to five seconds. Patton: Forty-five seconds?!? Werewolf Janus: No! I said four TO five seconds. Patton *hugging Janus*: Too late. Werewolf Janus: *groans to the sky*

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Janus: To the left! Remus: Okay is that your left or my left?! Janus: ... Janus: WE HAVE THE SAME LEFT!

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Janus: I'm an open book-

The others: Bullshit!

Janus *ignoring them*: I'm an open book, but written in an cryptic old language.

Logan: There it is.

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Logan: *picks up Janus by the arms* Janus *questioning his understanding of everything*: Do I even weigh anything to you? Logan: No, it's like holding a couple of grapes... You're surprisingly light, do you eat enough-? Janus: Put me back down!

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Remus: I may be cringe, but you're mean... Virgil: *glares at him with a scowl* Remus *dangerous smile*: And that's worse~

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Remus *driving and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song*: We’re going on a trip- Orange Side: In our favourite piece of shit! Janus *holding on for dear life*: Going 95! Virgil *full on anxiety mode*: We’re gonna fucking die!

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Remus: Fiddelido, fiddeliduck, I would like to get fucked. Janus *done with his shit*: You're not getting the D Remus! Remus: OH COME ON! I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY! Logan *looked back at the chaos and mayhem Remus caused*: I wouldn't define that as you being a "good boy" Remus: Q^Q

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Fey Remus: *bursts into the kitchen*

Fey Roman: NO DON'T-

Fey Remus: ARE YOU TWO HAVING SEX?

Fey Roman: *face in his hands*

Witch Logan and werewolf Janus: *standing shoulder to shoulder preparing lunch*

Witch Logan *deadpan*: Really Janus? Why didn't you tell me? I would have put my knife down.

Werewolf Janus *utterly confused*: What..?

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*Janus and Logan A couple wine bottles deep* Janus: It sounds to me like you're trying to jump straight to solving the problems, without first processing this emotionally. Logan: If I solve the problems, then I won't have the emotions anymore. That's how- That's how you deal with emotions, Right?!

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Virgil: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do? Remus: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone. Virgil: Alright, so what would you do? Remus: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw. Remus: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working. Remus: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one. Remus: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together. Remus: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag. Virgil: Virgil: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

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Roman: Screw lactose intolerance! I will consume as much dairy as I want! Roman *2 hours later, crying on the floor*: WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH?!

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Janus: You see I'm drinking my coffee this morning. It's very *turns Remus around by the head* "go away" very "not yet" *pushes him to go away* very "leave me the fuck alone." Remus: *snickering under his breath*

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Thomas: *100% fully fed up by the sides* Thomas at Roman: We got Daddy Issues! Daddy Issues! Thomas at Remus: Chaos Junkie! Thomas at Virgil: Mommy Issues! Thomas at Patton: More Daddy Issues.. Thomas at Janus: Obnoxious asshole issues! Thomas at Logan: THEN YOU- You seem kinda weirdly self actualised as far as I can tell... Anyway-

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Janus: Why do you like me anyway? Logan: Because I find you attractive? Janus: RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!

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Witch Logan *inspecting the magical mushroom Janus is holding*: I have never seen a mushroom like this before. Interesting. Werewolf Janus: Yeah.. me neither. *sniffs it* You think it's edible? Witch Logan: No! *quickly takes it from Janus* and please don't find out! Werewolf Janus: Hey!

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