happy healthy healing fuck wit me 😌🖤

come into bed and listen to the rain with me

Weapons of mass destruction

Oh my God, watch it unsheath its little claws in the first one

my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

Are there people in Australia?

no

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

In light of the pandemic/quarantine, I’d like to bring attention to my favorite line from Jimmy Neutron:

There’s a fucking football team called the Redskins that they REFUSE to change.

This is the kind of meme your mom posts on Facebook 8 months from now

idk how I made myself so unloveable but I did it

Using horror movies as foreplay.