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Hi~24 year old university student who loves Stray Kids a bit too much probably😅
We don’t discriminate or fight in my household💖
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blac-ivy

One thing golden era Wattpad writers had going for them was that they knew the importance of a buildup. I'm of the opinion that the sexual tension is WAY more satisfying to read than the actual sex and quite frankly there is a serious lack of non smutty writing.

Like I really miss reading fics/ x readers that start from scratch. Meeting the characters, initial reactions getting to know them, the tension the jealousy the TENSION the freaking tension.

Looking and looking away when they get spotted, touches that feel like they linger but perhaps they didn't and they're both so hot for each other that they think it's wishful thinking. And I don't mean just sweet sunshine romances, darker works can have a buildup too but it seems like so much is just about getting to the smut instead of the psychological aspect.

Bring back the build up!!!!!!!

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3sriracha

THIS!! There’s just no tension and the satisfaction of the release of that tension anymore🥲

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It genuinely baffles me that someone who isn’t a father in real life, can be one *so* convincingly on screen- especially with the tone of his voice. 😳😳😳😳🤯🤯🤯

TW: child injury and death

I’ve never heard empathy like this; man to child; in a movie; that’s got a voice this focused, protective, intense, stressed, frantic, but still soothing at the same time. This is exactly what I would expect to hear in a real 911 call recording.

(if you know of scenes that rival this from any actor, do tell!!! I’d love to see!!)

-The Last of Us S1E1

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3sriracha

Pedro is one of my all-time favorite actors for a damn reason👏🏼 The way he uses his voice in so many different emotional environments/situations is one of the many reasons on that never ending list💖

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I belatedly realised that he’s holding his glasses in his other hand… someone explain to me why that’s so fucking hot?!

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3sriracha

Or the glasses ya know. I’ll be either or😩

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lookitsjess

Hey, some of ya'll need your fancall privileges, REVOKED. I am so tired of hearing about people making SKZ (and idols in general) very uncomfy :/ . We had

1) Someone copied Jisung's very meaningful tattoo AND had the audacity to show him???

2) Someone asked jisung if he likes sleeping with Minho in the dorm, and he was visibly taken back by it.

3) Last fancall, we had someone ask Chan to ask literal yes24 to fix their website because she couldn't buy tickets to their seoul concert and was jealous of Kstays.

For the love of god, I hope they know not all of us are like that, and they DO NOT represent all of Stay.

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3sriracha

Why do the wrong people always get fancalls🫠

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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

Reblog to actually save a life

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

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3sriracha

As someone who has worked in a kitchen…Most people don’t know this

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Hey! For any fanfic/fiction writers who might be interested or you know someone who might be! I am offering my services as a beta reader/editor. I’m a university student double majoring in Comparative Literature and Culture/Asian Studies and need a little extra money on the side because the bank account isn’t looking too good😅

If you/someone you know want someone to make sure grammar, spelling, and all that is good please don’t hesitate to send me a DM☺️🫶🏼

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chulshik

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

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roach-works

it’s wild that people assume the writer is just some stupid woman who doesn’t know how to do good literature instead of realizing this magnificent lady has figured out how to get paid to write the coolest and also funniest shit in the world, presumably in between justifiably cranking it

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3sriracha

This is all fine and dandy, gotta love it, slay and all that, but (as a Norwegian) my one question is: why tf is his name Cnut with a C? A FUCKING C?! Just call him Cunt and be done with it😂

I’m genuinely reading it as C-nut (sea-nut) which is making me wish he was a horny pirate😂

For anyone wondering: Knut is a Nordic name that means knot (Knud is also a variant), Cnut however is not and not a name at all lmao

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