━ 𝐈 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐀 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 (𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐭).
— pairing; sebek zigvolt x ramshackle! reader
— summary; you share a first kiss with him and he panics
— notes; this is my first time writing for twisted wonderland please be nice or i will cry.
❋ If you’re being honest, this whole . . . Situation. Is technically your fault.
❋ But you didn’t know he’d react so strongly!
❋ Sebek had gone into one of his tangents about Malleus, and lately, you’ve found yourself oddly charmed by his rants, rather than annoyed.
❋ It’s cute, how passionate he is.
❋ And you tell him just that, catching hold of his arm and standing on your tiptoes to press a quick, chaste kiss to the corner of his mouth. Before continuing on your merry way like nothing had happened, completely oblivious to how Sebek’s currently having a mental breakdown.
❋ You only stop walking when you hear a strange gurgling sound, as Sebek tries to process what just happened.
❋ He’s just been kissed. By a HUMAN.
❋ More than that . . .
❋ He actually ENJOYED it. He really did!
❋ The realisation hits him like a bolt of lightning, and his face goes from pink to green then white then red in about three seconds flat.
❋ What would Lilia say? And his noble grandfather? AND LORD MALLEUS?
❋ Sebek tries to pull himself together, really, he does, but all he can seem to think about is the feel of your lips on his, and he actually lets out a wail. A real, good to honest wail.
❋ “H-HUMAN! YOU . . . YOU . . . WE . . . I . . .”
❋ (The poor boy can’t even say the word kiss.)
❋ “T-THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!”
❋ He’s a mess. Can’t even look you in the eye (and won’t be able to for a long, long time).
❋ “I – I MUST REPORT THIS TO LORD MALLEUS AND BEG FOR HIS FORGIVENESS ON MY HANDS AND KNEES AT ONCE!”
❋ With that, Sebek practically sprints away, his footsteps echoing down the hall as he flees, leaving you staring after him with a mix of amusement and worry.
❋ As Sebek flees, a horrifying thought occurs to him.
❋ Has he fallen for a human like his mother? Is it genetic? Does his loyalty to Malleus mean nothing to him anymore?!
❋ And he only screams all the louder.